“Oh wait… we are so back”

Speleers

First thing that happened when I got out of the airport was some guy tried to sell us a taxi to the old town for 2300THB. Paid 1000. Hagglers

Your unemployed friend at (insert local time here)

Banger

He could have done both

If the mountain won’t come to Mohammed

Okay no the trip peaked when we got to Thailand

Trip might’ve peaked before we even got to Thailand man

Whoever came up with this definitely thought he was him

“I shoulda deaded it from Genesis
Instead of hitting these Guinnesses”, rare MF Doom L

She Thai on my Land til I Phuket

Just walked past 2 Gardai, hands in pockets, loitering outside staring through the window of a Paddy Power. #punters

8.50 Lagunitas in Whelan’s. We need to short beer so that we can then go long on beer. Woke nonsense

She heath on my row til I airport

Guitar

Blokers not jokers

“Won’t someone, please, think of the masturbators!”
~ Ethel Cain, Jan 2025

Shit don’t look anything like me

This cat got that dog in him

Post post punk

Just have a beer man. Grow up

Smokers