instagram has decided to spend today showing me hilariass brand april fool posts from 20 days ago, great stuff everyone well done

love when your brain just does you a real solid, aye busy week have you pal? tonight I’m just going to think about Everything Ever, why’d you want more than three hours sleep anyway? cheers, prick

Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

increasingly convinced that the Tfl Cycles app is run by a consortium headed by Jeremy Clarkson, Lime Bikes and Susan Hall, just impossible to do things like "hire a bicycle" when really that just can't be hard to build, as a thing

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

oh my GOD

too funny x

These are meant to be fantastic too yes!

Miquel is in a bright cycling jersey and we’re riding in the Peak District with a valley below us. The lens has done some crazy rainbow stuff flaring from the sun

Two cyclists are riding towards the sunset with a tree on the side of the road. The sun has a starburst style flare coming from it

It does some bonkers stuff

Viltrox AF 28mm F4.5 Chip Review

I’m not sure there *is* anything :( I’m having so much fun with this bizarre little lens at the moment photographylife.com/reviews/vilt...

I sold my mk1 for more than I bought it for, 9 years later. Mad stuff. But kind of regret selling it, amazing cameras

Major infrastructure project to move Dalston Junction station closer to the superstore end

TIL each lidl store makes less than the average London salary

assuming everyone has already read this but if not: please be advised that the first time I read it I was at my desk at work and I had to go for a little walk halfway through because I thought I was about to die from quietly laughing

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

walkable cities strongly encourage a feeling of imagined community that helps make you a good citizen. if you experience the city only in slices it's easier to see large swathes of it as fundamentally alien or hostile.

The Pitt (HBO) is phenomenally good, immersive, hectic, brilliant people, astonishing performances and brutal reality. As below, Competency porn.

No spoilers in the screenshots:

Justice for her

£110 fine in maybe one of the first ever successful prosecutions of its kind, I’m sure that this will stop others making false licensing and planning objections

what a terrible day to be able to read

The woman walking with RFK Jr is fighting for her LIFE during these questions

David Lammy rummaging through the files in No.10, he pulls out a battered arch lever.

He waves it excitedly to Keir, they share a smile, the first in days, and passes it across.

Fingers trace the dust off the cover, they find it stamped with a hand written label: "Operation: Save Big Dog."

There’s 100 pages of emails from this guy for years (before he even started faking shit) it’s wild, my dude you have loads of money you could simply have chosen to live…. anywhere else

versharma • 1h Live from the NYC LGBT Center Gala: Dr Jill Biden just bid $35k for a walk on role in Heated Rivalry season 2!!!! (With all funds going to the center) But was outbid and it's now up to $90k already... © 792 Q72 G 46 162 1/4 Top < View activity > + versharma • 1h ok it just went for $125k each to two people!!! $250k raised for the center for the walk on role + dinner with Jacob, Brendan, and

Ok, the idea that the former First Lady of the United States is sitting at home binging Heated Rivalry and wanting to bid on a walk-on role has me dying of laughter (not in a bad way).

They should still give her a part!!

If you’re found guilty of making fake representations to a planning committee then the thing you’re objecting to should be allowed to use your flat for a bit. Have some twinks puke up vodka to loud lady gaga in this fucker’s house

my dude, if I were a gay guy who did not want to have noise nearby to my flat, I would simply not live in a flat *checks notes* next door to heaven nightclub that I definitely know is a nightclub

Man used AI to make false statements to shut down London nightclub, police say Heaven club neighbour admits offences under Licensing Act, as Met says fictitious AI-generated complaints a growing issue

guy uses AI to make letters from nonexistent neighbours to oppose the reopening of Heaven nightclub, found guilty of making a false planning statement, receives… £110 fine. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I’m holding a stem of purple sprouting broccoli above a kitchen counter. The PSB has three bright yellow flowers sticking out of the head

as if to prove your point… these gorgeous little flowers on my PSB

funnily enough we have a solution for this already but some of you aren't going to like it