My daughter's (private) school is stubbornly remaining open tomorrow despite weather. One assumes it'll be impromptu swimming sports on the quad while the principal circles in a dinghy yelling, "FASTER GIRLS OR YOU'RE ALL FOR THE CHOKEY!"
Me and the dudes at Catalyst IT made the one stop having a baby interactive site (Smart Start) about ten years ago Judith but go ahead and pretend you just came up with it for your app 🙄
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ChatGPT recommended I listen to The Toreador Song from Carmen to help me focus on a deadline. Mood.
NO: sorry I'm late for this meeting, I lost track of time.
YES: excuse my tardiness. Being on time for meetings is not my spiritual gift.
I accidentally said 'fannying about' in a work meeting 😬
It's time to tell you the secret. If you go down to your local Indian shop you can buy this butter for cheap. It's extra-salted and if you make mashed potatoes with it the heavens will open and a golden beam of light will shine upon you as you stuff your face.
That sounds like a tough gig
While this is without question peak National bollocks, can I just point out that said carrillonist is known as Him Turd in musical circles for being so difficult to work with.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good
It is heavenly.
About once every six months I drop an immodium, throw caution to the wind and have a big plate of glutinous pasta.
Omfg. I chose correctly.
Oh that's fine we don't need those for anything 🙄
It is precipitating slightly in the capital.
Just collected a sad and frightened wee girl from school, post-lockdown. Thanks a lot, whichever lowlife decided to faux-bomb the US embassy 🙄
Nipping to an important external meeting with a rubber band in my hair like the goddamn professional I am.
Please enjoy musings from my 7 year old ❤️
If anyone wants me I'll be weeping into a box of Coldrex.
GREAT NEWS!
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Winnie P knows that two things never go out of style. Double-breasted suits and causing other people to develop migraines.
Wellington Cathedral has its very first Lady Dean. Vivat Decana Katharina!
Awww ❤️
Please stop calling it Deloittes. There's no 's'. Please my ears can't take it anymore.
Swoon.
One of those was me. A very easy two ticks Green. Great effort lady x
Here is a man who at 78 years of age still shows no sign of moving past the terrible twos. Now run all your decisions past him. Have fun.
It's coming up a whole year since Le Divorce and I have to tell you, doing whatever the hell I want hasn't got old yet.
Someone I work with has two children. One is 34. One is 13.
Yes. Same marriage.
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Found it on Tiktok. You're welcome.
'okay, I'll be your wife' is a good one to separate the wheat from the chaff.