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Posts by zygomatica

Boy cats are always such mama's boys πŸ–€ I lost my 18 year old tuxie last November, and he was my shadow.

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a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field . ALT: a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field .
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The double standards and constant moving of the goalpost are fucking exhausting.

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a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
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a store front with a sign that says pet shop ALT: a store front with a sign that says pet shop
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I watched the first 4 or 5 episodes in one sitting, and I'm really liking it. I was also not entirely sober either πŸ˜„

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She bought a pack of gum

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a man says i did n't do anything ALT: a man says i did n't do anything
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Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Sausages

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And when you do remember your tots, some asshole comes along and squashes them πŸ˜’

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I cannot put enough vitriol in my voice when I say Fuck ICE.

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Merry Chrysler

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Looks like I'll be driving or taking a train for the foreseeable future.

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BreadWorld after Dora's anti-industrialist bombing πŸ˜‚

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I think you're supposed to shake it all up, but when I tried that, it just went flying everywhere, so idk 😬

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a person in a superhero costume is standing on a staircase and says for my homies ALT: a person in a superhero costume is standing on a staircase and says for my homies
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a man in a cowboy hat says hey where the white women are ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says hey where the white women are
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She's on a mission from god

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I love those moments πŸ˜„

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I don't meet the qualifications, unfortunately.

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I want out of here 🫩

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a man in a hat stands in front of a crowd with the words you can do it above him ALT: a man in a hat stands in front of a crowd with the words you can do it above him
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The adhd be adhd-ing πŸ˜‚

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I dunno, it's pretty fuzzy. Given the size of the wings, I'm leaning condor or harpy eagle.

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I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.

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What?

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a man wearing a sequined jacket says treat yourself ALT: a man wearing a sequined jacket says treat yourself
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a movie poster for dune shows a man holding a sword in the desert ALT: a movie poster for dune shows a man holding a sword in the desert

Today's the day. May your knife chip and shatter.

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