Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever
“Our research consistently revealed that one of the best predictors of a sleepless night was having a gong sound near one’s bed,” said lead author Dr. Sylvia Mott
*seeing my checking account get low*
Uh…I’m pivoting to AI.
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us!
White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you
April from Parks and Rec saying “because I didn’t think March 31st existed.”
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
This is your daily reminder that Trump and Republicans are spending billions of your tax dollars on an unauthorized war in Iran and Stephen Miller’s ICE agenda while gutting Medicaid, slashing SNAP, and driving up your health care costs.
DOGE fired everyone in the government unless they promised to do insider trading.
You’re trying to fly to a work conference for a job you used to love, but now resent. You do the work of 3 people after the AI layoffs. The TSA agent installed by the last GOP president yells at you to take your shoes off. The ICE agent installed by this one thinks you’re reaching for a weapon.
if you're travelling and you are a documented citizen (esp if you're white/white-passing), you need to speak up & interrupt any racial profiling you witness. We are absolutely defeated if we allow ICE agents to harass people in the broad light of crowded airports. Don't be a good deputy citizen.
Anybody need a place to stay in Philly for the World Cup June 18-July 5? I am going away and need someone to watch my dog and water my garden in exchange for a World Cup crash pad. You scratch my dog’s back and I scratch yours.*
*only people who aren’t insane apply please
When you charge your phone with an old school non-lightning USB, your battery should take longer to drain. Getting to 62 took patience. Foresight. I worked hard for those percentages. They should work hard for me, too.
Spike Lee offering to buy someone's art
Spike Lee offering to buy someone's art
Threads is pretty bleh, but on the positive side, every once in a while Spike Lee will show up in an artist's mentions and offer to buy their work, which is pretty cool
New show idea: Stoned jeopardy. You get two guesses and one “sounds like.” The other players can help in exchange for an even money split at the end. Adult animation is always a category. If you get a question wrong, Ken Jennings assures you he’s not mad at you.
Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎊🎈
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
I assume the google UX team spends 8 hours a day saying “wait wait don’t do that! that’s the opposite of what we suggested!”
When I set up my Apple wallet a long time ago I misspelled my name as Samandra and I thought it was so funny until today when I went to get a package and they said “you are not Samandra.” I know. Nobody is. That sounds like a reptile with long eyelashes.
I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”
hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies
Right now living in America feels like being on a bus driven by a mad man and if you point out that we’re obviously barreling towards our doom, like 30% of the people on the bus start screaming at you. And they have guns.
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Ah yes two guys with similar outlooks: Superman and Walter White
These dipshits really renamed it the department of war and then started WW3 not even 6 months later
The best
Breaks my heart
They’re replacing Kristi Noem with AI because now that can botch a mission and kill innocent people too