Forgot to check this weenie-hut ass platform, anyone get put in timeout for making jokes yesterday?

Rain is so beautiful it doesn’t happen enough for me

Drove away with me sitting in the driveway looking like an idiot. This shit sucks.

First load of ex-gfs stuff boxed and hauled away. Pain.

Getting broken up with sucks ass typically, but getting broken up with from someone who is avoidant and strings it out compounds the pain by like 100x

South Gaza: Tents, Cash Aid, Food & Medical **With Famine on the rise, we will significantly lower tent purchases and focus on food (rice and bread) and water over the next couple of weeks**

Just donated some money so these people can eat, please give if you can —

South Gaza: Tents, Cash Aid, Food & Medical chuffed.org/project/1132...

Should have burned the hotel down

I bet hitting a cop with a Lime scooter feels better than hitting a hole in one

of course I'm gonna simp for goku I don't need a soundcloud rapper to be dishonored to do that

It’s crazy how you can come on here and it immediately feels like 2015 twitter in all the worst ways

Does anyone know an Arborist that would be open to some light Q/A? My sequoia saplings keep dying and I just want to know what I’m doing wrong.

Everything is spectacle and everything hurts

Seeing a poll on a progressive policy do really well, and then having it re-polled using socialist language seeing it get a fraction of support annoys me so much

Every day I deal with the dumbest and most selfish America has to offer and my only recompense is that maybe the next day they’ll be a little less fucking stupid

Not enough people got told enough that they’re losers

People surprised to learn water is wet, more news at 11

pretty fucked up that the defense department has group chats before bluesky does

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We need to nuke the US out of existence

Is it any better over here yet or is this place still predominately run by sissy managerial scolds

So someone’s gunna have to sh**t Elon Musk right?

Think I’m all out of words to type

My heart weighs heavy today.

Had to say goodbye to one of my best friends of 14 years today. Sleep well Burt, you were a good boy.

I want to go somewhere away

Don’t ever leave a candle unmonitored. Ever. Even the ones that are in buckets with 4 inches of lip room. My dads house almost went up in flames last night. I am the luckiest man in Michigan tonight.

Girlfriends cat got out 😥. Pouring one out for Madonna I hope you make it back home girl.

Real folk blues

How do you know when it’s time to put down an older dog? Been struggling with this lately.