i wish i had 1/1000th of your empathy LOLLLL i was popping champagne the second he signed in Detroit

it's just philadelphia sport fan mentality lol there's truly no other way to describe it

lots of us were calling for nick sirianni to be fired *this season*!!

go birds

Driving in DC is so miserable man. Like what do you mean it's taking 28 minutes to go 2.2 miles?

about to hit day 1750 of italian

puoi farlo

had an unbelievable time at Ravens-Eagles!! cool stadium, fun downtown vibes, and most importantly saw the best W of the season so far

i'm SOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK TYRESE MAXEY

i'm sooooooooo drunk jared mccain

i'm on the internet ... but i'm also a dad. that's right – these days, even parents are getting in on the online fun

new job :)

I have had the beef and pork, neither of which felt to me like the secret meat. chicken, it's up to you

legit did not know who won DPOTG until I woke up this morning

the (positive) disassociation continues as i further dive into the depths of normiehood

more impressed by you getting a hard copy of the onion

nvm why do the sixers even bother x.com/ShamsCharani...

joel embiid technically "played" ""basketball"" yesterday but uhhhh let's hope today is better

also JOEL EMBIID PLAYS BASKETBALL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

driving to work listening to DC classic rock and they play boulevard of broken dreams

am i really that old???

Are you doing your own thing or are you doing something via Peloton? It does get significantly easier over time with sustained riding!

eagles beating the tar out of the cowboys on national TV will always bring me joy

have a great week everybody

anyway, I plan to use this for *the most* normie thought streams and I'm excited about it

for example, for lunch i got a banh mi with 3 different meats, but one of them was significantly yummier than the rest. now i have to go back and order each meat individually to figure out which it was

i hate elon musk so much man