Trans women love a spaghetti dinner

Aging sucks I have to slow down when I cross my legs or I smash my balls

We’re getting one last Jackass movie.

Hell yes.

“Ay mi cuerpo” is my current status

It’s Friday night.

I’m on muscle relaxers and chilling.

Me duele en mi cuerpo. Todos mi cuerpo.

I am trying my best to learn instruments and recording when I have time to do these things.

Picture my voice singing it

No I’m a dude husband.

I’m not a femboy, sorry.

It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no effeminate son.

I need to hang this in the kitchen

Hentai artists are creating milfs that we could never have conceived in the infancy of our species.

🤼

I’m not good at pillow talk I hit her with the “who do you think you are, i am” when i finished

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Isn’t this Grindr?

newgrounds has meet n’ WHAT games?

I’m at the Sam’s Club wearing this

I am a perpetual wiener machine

The ultimate result of this AI shit is that lives don’t matter, only information does and it’s all fleeting and for the profit of other people.

Your life isn’t your own, you go away when the money machine has no use for you.

Burn it all.

Me shooting my shot

Leftovers

AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE

It’s fat fuck Friday

Told I can’t name a trivia team “Whitney Houston we have a problem”

Artemis crew coming out of comm blackout, and over the radio: “Hello- we’ve been trying to reach you about your capsule’s extended warranty.”