No but I know you have : )

Everybody laughs at sock full of nickels until you reach the boz secret shop where a BFG is one dollar and twenty cents

Says here we gotta blimp and display ya, thems the rules

The amount of human shite that could be in your vicinity at any moment is a very powerful deterrent for me I think

Im a "Coachella sounds like a hellscape with cool accompanying audio tho" guy btw

Okay so Moose I actually have here a picture of you in your "cool sunglasses wearer" phase and just wanna know if you'd like to talk about how this picture makes you feel

Its a Herculean task to try and solve problems with the literal library of Alexandria condensed within the palm of your hand ig

"Oh, like I can call O'Reilly's and get a part number from them?" WHICH IS SO STUPID BECAUSE IF YOU CAN CALL O'REILLY'S THEN JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT NUMB NUTTS HOLY SHIIIITTTT

Dollar General customers are so fuckin dumb dawg. Had a guy just ask me "How do you know what air filter fits my car from the ones you sell?" I told him I got no idea and itd be best to look it up, to which he just stares at me expecting me to do it for like an entire minute and a half before saying

This shit hot af DAYUM

He's a good father (to Bowser Jr at least) and also he just a funny guy also as an uncertified psychiatrist I believe you harbor hatred for roy because deep down you might have a lil roy inside of you

Iggy LEAGUES better than lemmy omg. You like Lemmy cuz he "le random xd"...

I'd rather play Ludwig and lemme tell you something Ludwig koopa a fuckin CHUD

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Also they was Barely sized AND worn the dagger, thats aspirations for you

I know that but consider the crazy dagger wielder who had it before you and left it for you to find fr

NO BUT LISTEN LUIGI THE NUMBER TWO, YOU WERE ON THE RIGHT TRACK WITH KING CUZ I PLAY DA KING KOOPA BAYBEE also take your lemmy wtf are you doing not playing Roy dawg

You're on the right track tho!

People need to respect the work dagger I think cuz it's worn for a reason y'know?

As a little brother and a green enjoyer, I'm afraid to say king boo is CRINGE

He'd be my pick of the other two weren't available fr

Me too that's why I was so HURT at the thought you wouldn't share 🥺

Guye I wanna test how well you know me, who do I pick when I play Mario kart?

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

I know you mean actually flappy wings but bro I read this and thought "Tobie had Buffalo Wild Wings and didn't share..?"

I know, I felt it all the way over here ur so damn big

Shootouts to the ketchup packets they'd give you in school lunch fr

I would say red also have you ever seen really old ketchup cuz it turns dark just like this dawg

Guye I wanna test how well you know me, who do I pick when I play Mario kart?

BOTH!!