The peace negotiations were going just swimmingly until The Peace President asked about using the nuclear codes.

Next time you fill up your tank don’t pay, just tell them the stock market is up. If they complain, just tell them they’re a really bad gas station attendant and they should smile more.

Trump’s plan is to get gas prices up to $6 per gallon so he can triumphantly declare when he gets them back to $4 per gallon.

Apparently Pizza Hut doesn’t make the best pizza. And get this, it’s not actually in a hut, either. Fake pizza!

Hannity’s no longer a Catholic? Damn! That only leaves 1.4 billion Catholics in the world!

In France the word for deception is tromperie. In America we just say Trump.

$14 Billion? And here I thought you had to actually pay taxes to get a refund.

Who had Kash Patel in the Next Trump Appointee To Get Fired Bingo?

Anyone else wonder why Elon is so quiet lately?

Oh. And Elon’s daddy thinks Epstein is still alive.

Elon’s daddy thinks Epstein is still alive.

It’s ironic that Tesla, the guy who invented so many things that could have made him the richest man in the world, gave them all away for free to benefit all mankind only for a racist egomaniac nepobaby to use one of those inventions in his quest to become the richest man in the world.

I’m starting to think that just maybe there’s the slightest chance that this guy might not actually be such a great businessman.

Did I already post this recently ? Oh, well. It’s one of my favorite comic strips.

Gasoline will kill grass, too. Maybe he should drink that.

If there is a god, an angry alligator will chomp a leg off Trump’s bloated body next time he shanks one off into a water hazard at his golf course.

And then he’ll probably take a mulligan.

We’re moments away from MAGA claiming Trump has been possessed by a demon. And it was all Obama’s fault.