Playoff update: every time I don’t watch a game the oilers have lost. Apologies to all my fellow oilers fans for last Saturday.

Walked 5k with my dog today… and then may have used that as an excuse to order from Woodshed while I watch the game. #treatyoself #yeg

Elon Musk has dual citizenship. This is a petition to revoke his Canadian citizenship. Share the fuck out of this. #canada

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

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Hey #yeg & #canada
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I grew up eating pasta. Spaghetti every other week. I loathed it until my 20s when I took a trip to Italy. I’ve never been able to enjoy pasta in Canada until I found Chef Marco. Do yourself a favour and find this guy on all the socials. www.instagram.com/chefmarco_ny...

Thank you!! I get the notifications, I just have an extra vehicle to move around this year & just couldn’t remember if it was 24/7 until snow is cleared (when I sleep I don’t hear nothing) 😅

Hey #yeg are residential parking bans 24/7 until your street is cleared?

428 years is fuck all when you consider the amount of men involved.

a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .

@stuntdoc.bsky.social sup nerd.
Fucking miss you. Welcome to “not” the dark side?… ❤️🖤

I like when people say ketchup shouldn’t be on a hotdog because it’s like “I’m eating this pig anus CORRECTLY, the way it was INTENDED”

Anyone watched the morning show? I’m on episode three and absolutely loving this.

Hey #yeg. Did you miss out on John Waters tickets for Saturday? I’ve got two extra floor tickets that need to be together. Hit me up. $120 for both.

Latest covid booster update: this last one destroyed me for two days. Plan accordingly if you are planning on getting it, because I did not have “getting destroyed/bedridden by covid booster” on my bingo card.

The major half of Main Street has been torn up for construction.

Visiting my parents in Lac La Biche Alberta. Pretty stoked to see main street is closed. Hoping that means none of that bullshit protest activity happening here, but somehow I’m doubting that.

Do you have a venue that can host a #NOH8 photo shoot? 📷🌈 E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide

Do you have a venue that can host a #NOH8 photo shoot? 📷🌈

E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com

We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide

Two more things:

1. Before you delete your account - use https://skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows who have Bluesky accounts.

2. After you download your archive - use https://github.com/timhutton/twitter-archive-parser to parse it. Otherwise it could become unusable.

Giving friend invites to my favourite tweeps brings me joy.

Friday so lit I’m watching NPR tiny desk concerts. #earlymidlifecrisis

Sometimes I just want to scream into the void. I swear I am okay. Just currently in a struggle of wishing I could take someone’s pain away that I have no control over. Getting older sucks some days.

I have a dog. Can confirm.

I had a tooth pulled a little over a week ago. SOLID FOOD HAS NEVER TASTED SO FKING AMAZING. (I had bacon, eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast for dinner).

I told my nephew Lyle to bring his galoshes to that Burning Man concert. Guess what’s still in his closet?

LastLaugh#

I am “had to start taking probiotics because antibiotics fucked up my insides” years old. 😩
I’m tired of feeling like shit every time I eat. Someone tell me this goes away.

Musk saying that verified users can now download videos from Twitter. Any user has always been able download videos from Twitter.

Does he know anything at all about Twitter?

Sometimes showing yourself self compassion looks like not doing housework and sitting outside all day doing a face mask, eye mask, and painting your toenails.
I still don’t feel 100%, but baby steps help.

Okay I’m here, now what?! Hoping this is less of a trash can than the Twitter machine has become. #yeg