Don’t go to New Haven if you’re depressed. Because if you stare into the abizz for too long, the abizz stares back

That’s a tough jit to crack

I can think of exactly two songs that list exactly four body parts in rapid succession

I think your ears are a bit off, it's definitely a descending minor third

anyone else do the queens on linkedin today

i made a crossword

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

The beef n latkes at Sherman’s deli in Palm Springs. It’s a corned beef sandwich but the bread is latkes

a corned beef sandwich but the bread is latkes

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

people in bad situations can be happy. it's very easy to forget this sometimes

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

What’s next, a cocaine bear? Don’t be ridiculous

once again asking what i should be doing. y'all will get mad at me if i do nothing, do the wrong thing, or don't do enough of the right thing. gimme a hand here will ya

Everyone's talking about the 25th Amendment but at a time like this surely there's a better amendment to be using

For the humanity's sake, this must be a TACO Tuesday.

That’s weird. I could have sworn it went back and forth between Berenstein Bears and Berenstain Bears rapidly every time you checked

TONIGHT IN TEL AVIV: Ben Gvir’s police violently broke up an anti-war demonstration, arresting Standing Together co-director Alon-Lee Green & activist Nadav Oren.

No matter how much they try to silence us, we refuse to stop protesting against Netanyahu’s cynical forever war!

I made a crossword

Everyone on the internet is always saying people need to "do something" without saying what it is. Well what is it so I can go do it

Like realistically speaking what’s the most good I can do in this world

@thatguy-khai.bsky.social

"he tells it like it is" and other such phrases are really starting to sound a hell of a lot like "he made the trains run on time"

What should I be doing. Taking suggestions from anyone and everyone

this was my initial thought and i really shouldn't have doubted it, i just hadn't pieced together that it was her husband lol

i have no clue who the he and she are here but the fact that the official clipping account just made a tweet about puppy play absolutely deserves attention

is anyone else named kesha or just her

so is there a mr the rage

fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site

my parents were fighting the other day and i swear it looked exactly like a rorschach test