your bf just came bc me hitting him w/ a horseshoe always does that

lol got banned from the Michael Jackson movie Reddit coz I posted "glad to see children are safe to see this movie just as they are safe now that Michael himself has passed away".

the comments section made me realise that was probably not the intended meaning.

“domestic” is short for a fight w/ your partner here so i thought you’d just got in early and been driven to a tense argument.

Okay real talk, spending any amount of time with a baby always gets me thinking how precious they are and how they deserve to be taken care of and happy. From that, I'm like "every baby deserves to be fed, clothed, comfy and homed" and the logical conclusion from there is society providing that.

whoever still thinks this website is better than twitter for some reason- a woman made friends with too many starving palestinians so liberals fitted her up as a criminal and hounded her off the website. that's your 'progressive social media' dream bestie

taking blows on Leftist Kick

it’s so funny to watch someone get NormalLikableHumanBeingMogged.

14. I wanna rock and roll all night.
15. And party every day.

how did you know??!

god. originally i was not gonna hide the girls at all. wild that i nearly posted that on bsky. oop!

hahaha it’s such hard work!! guitar is so much easier on my hands

oops wrong app. that explains why it got no likes lol

Mawasi Water Initiative Hello Friends and Supporters:

Donations for the water pump have dried up. They're still having to travel 5km to get water. Please donate if you can.

100%! literally! bass tires me OUT

hahaha fuckin knobheads.

“they all spend it on drugs anyway”-ass bullshit.

oh yeah they can eat my shit and hair lol

is isp the new alba?

i absolutely want more pairings of ‘impressive left wing policy achievements’ with ‘appropriately self satisfied smiles’

man i love batgirl

While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako

I really couldn’t give less of a shit about Star Wars, but it’s funny how intense hatred of The Last Jedi is a really solid litmus test for being a huge insufferable asshole or pedantic dork ass incel

henry cavill

I saw this yesterday and I'm never deleting Threads. Keep giving me unhinged takes like "naming a crater on an unpopulated rock in space in colonization" and "the moon can't consent" I'm collecting them like infinity stones

oh god, what if i get parodied on Progressive Pinterest? mocked on Maoist Mastodon?? i don’t know if i’ll be able to sleep!

oh fuck oh no im getting made fun of on leftist reddit

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加油！

sorry? i thought they only posted porn? a very reliable account told me, their name was… mandy lotoaxle? no lemme try that again…

motherfucker, it’s fine that you can’t read, but the smug pride about it is a little grating.

no one is above suspicion!! it’s not just the usual suspects selling the usual suspects!