Microsoft can't even release an update without breaking the start button.

Not a big deal — it’s not like the U.S. Navy has any large-scale operations going on right now or anything.

Sam Altman’s Orb Company Promoted a Bruno Mars Partnership That Doesn't Exist “To be clear, we were never approached … nor were we in any discussions regarding a partnership or tour access,” a spokesperson for the artist tells WIRED.

Imagine lying about partnering with BRUNO MARS my god. Amazing scoop.

We laugh, but Jesse Pinkman was using an AI therapist in that season of Westworld just a few years ago. "Who is he talking to?"

It was only a reveal at the very end.

To be *the president* and to yearn for your glory days as a reality tv host

I can't question the logic but I can definitely question the total absence of self-awareness.

Exclusive: US turns to Ukrainian counter-drone tech after Iran attacks, sources say The U.S. military has introduced the technology at a key air base in Saudi Arabia.

In the Iran war, Ukraine is helping America. Russia is helping Iran. But Trump loves Russia and reviles Ukraine. Why?

www.reuters.com/business/aer...

Zero self-awareness

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

U.S. Considers Financial Support for Oil-Rich U.A.E.

Seems like NYT should have mentioned that UAE's spymaster bought 49% of Trump's World Liberty Financial and used $2B of its USD1 stablecoin, directing hundreds of millions to Trump.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/b...

If you don't want communism, don't break capitalism.

This is extremely bad! The credibility of our commitments rides, in no small part, on our stockpile of standoff precision-guided munitions and interceptors.

www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...

After failing his way up to chair the House Intelligence Committee, and then leading Truth Social as CEO, Devin Nunes will struggle to find a job that he is less qualified for.

The universe loves irony.

"He's tricking you! You're getting conned just like the MAGA people got conned. He's a very talented con man, but he's a con man."

@timmiller.bsky.social, @jvl.bsky.social and @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social discuss Tucker Carlson’s latest pivot and why nobody should mistake it for sincerity.

Don't do that to service workers.

Make them work at the Heritage Foundation alongside Stephen Miller for the next 8 decades.

Clara, take this opportunity to go touch grass. I mean it in the nicest way possible. Our lives do not depend on an app where we talk to people we have never met.

BREAKING: A Closer Look at the King of Planets. 🪐🛰️

NASA has just released a new perspective of Jupiter so sharp it’s almost impossible to comprehend. Those intricate, marble-like swirls aren't just clouds—they are colossal storms, many of which could swallow Earth whole. 🌍🌪️

To be fair, I generally dump half of my retirement for an excursion.

Yes, this is why Vance tanked the talks. He wants no part of this stench on him.

The Pentagon will stop requiring members of the military to get flu vaccines. Image Hegseth, wearing a blue suit, a tie and American flag pocket square, stands in front of an American flag. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Tuesday that service members would no longer have to get flu vaccines.Credit...Pete Marovich for The New York Times The Pentagon will no longer require troops to get annual flu vaccines, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Tuesday, calling the policy an “absurd, overreaching” mandate.

George Washington LITERALLY would not have won the Revolutionary War had he not vaccinated the troops against smallpox.

Meanwhile, this idiot: www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Russia honors its "heroes"... for a short while, up until a burger appears. It would be the ultimate irony if his story ended in a literal meat assault.

we need to rebrand vaccines as antibodymaxxing

Ah yes, Russia's border regions. Famously repeatedly attacked by Ukraine for decades.

a woman with long hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt . ALT: a woman with long hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .

Survival of the fittest! Cull the herd! LET'EM DIE!

That's what I am talking about.

Russia's internal affairs minister Kolokoltsev arrived in North Korea.

It's likely that he's going to ask Kim Jong Un for morre ammunition and/or missiles.

What will North Korea ask from Russia in exchange is the question.

Oh great, now he is winning the wars he never fought.

Zelensky criticized Kushner and Witkoff. He sees repeated visits to Moscow without Kyiv as a humiliation of Ukraine - News Room USA | LNG in Northern BC Zelensky criticizes American envoys for repeated trips to Moscow without visiting Kyiv. He claims that this is disrespectful and asks them to come to Ukraine. …

These corrupt douchebags visited the dictator in Belarus just over the border, but visited Kyiv ZERO times. Fuck'em.

lnginnorthernbc.ca/2026/04/21/z...

Russian MoD is really similar to the US one at this point - just threatening everyone, waving bombs and crosses in the air.

Carr’s Drive-Thru Dinner Donald Trump’s FCC chair Brendan Carr is set to attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Status has learned, where he will mingle with journalists and news executives at an event ostensibly abou...

CBS News has invited Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller to join them at that execrable dinner, and now, via @oliverdarcy.bsky.social, we learn that CBS’s parent, Paramount, has invited Brendan Carr.

Yes, that Brendan Carr.

www.status.news/p/brendan-ca...