salons charging extra for washing your hair. im sorry but where do you get off

I Love Preggers 45

This Girl's Breeding Room

died at the forest orgy :p

Beautiful falling diagonal in this early luxury still life by Jan Davidsz de Heem, 1634. He was born on this day in 1606.

cat weighed herself this morning

for the ultimate challenge it just stopped booting up for me altogether. yeah I’m thinking this is one for the real game challenge lovers

feet censored for being swollen and red from scalding bath, not for any nauseating foot fetish coquetry

cat weighed herself this morning

fear and hunger certified sick as fuck

borderline by daylight

trying to buy my cat the food that’s got the biggest butthole concentration

Happy birthday!

got a new giga nasal allergy spray and it sort of has a cooling effect. absolutely everything should have a cooling effect. nothing should touch me without pointless tingling sensations

watched ep 1 of edge of darkness. top to bottom most insane thing ive seen in my life

tired in the way you feel tired when you get a sunburn except i just worked all day. i wasn’t on the beach at all

by far the worst part of ai is the standardization of it. Theres no universe where i get trained on ai (only a matter of time) and come away with a scintilla of acquired skill

when a vitamin gummy company comes out with a body wash. ya this is why consulting fell off

when you’re vacuuming cats be like “i thinkkkk I’ll go hide under the couch, where no particulate matter would ever accumulate”

Just saw the cost of toilet paper. You’re on meth if you’re not using a bidet

just say the line….just say the damn line!!!!!

will not rest till everyone on the pitt is in shein

trying to get united to cover my healthcare needs

have had a tickle inside my nose cavity all day and it’s agonizingly distracting and miserable.

hashtag not my kakashi but im happy for the people who want this

sooo funny I’m in the sexy beautiful blue eyed kakashi teen origin story and there’s all these sumptuous shots of his beautiful white eyelashes

it’s definitely forefronted in all the ads I’ve seen and I don’t doubt that it’s a draw but seems a little niche to be the main image you’re broadcasting

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS GETTING READY TO GO TO BED NANCY:I THINK - - I'LL TAKE ALL MY DOLLS TO BED WITH ME TONIGHT P2-NANCY IS SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER BED, SHE HAS THREE DOLLS LAYING ON EITHER SIDE OF THE BED NANCY: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z P3-NANCY BEGINS TO TALK IN HER SLEEP: HELP ! HELP! P4- NANCY IS DREAMING, SHE IS DREAMING THAT SHE IS SQUEEZED, LIKE SHE IS IN A TIN OF SARDINES

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 26,1945