everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Hey wow not being so busy I didn’t even have time to breathe did naaaaaut help me with the whole sibling aspect of today but soo la voo!!!!

I spent all weekend babying my pinched C8 nerve so I would not have to call out/have attendance shenanigans today and I’m just tired man.

happy birthday weed and my estranged sister!!! first 4/20 I’ve worked in the industry where I haven’t had to be hype man all day at a register. We have no direct customers here so everyone just wants to go home.

Tomolife update: Scoot and Hananah got married after dating for two days and I made Anda my child so the game pressured me into letting my 39yo son live with us when he already had his own house and was fine 😂

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

tomodachi life is like the feeling of writing boobs on a calculator and giggling to urself distilled into a video game

I'm Not The Stepdad. We Abolished Fathers Decades Ago And Everything Is Better Now tshirt

Duuuuude, I for real had to stop myself from getting upset about Anda, like I see people do these crazy customs but also… it’s fun to just have him even if he’s not exact!

Medieval style portrait of a gray cat sitting surrounded by yellow and orange flowers.

Bust of a smiling Garfield with curly blond hair and wearing a maid outfit.

Medieval style portrait of a dark calico cat sitting on a patch of grass.

Portrait of a raccoon wearing a red beanie, green plaid shirt, suspenders, and smoking a cigarette.

For $60, I will do any of the following

-Medieval pet portraits
-Profile pics
-Drawing your GC inside jokes
-For anything else, just ask

Email request: dsamowen@gmail.com
Pay: ko-fi.com/K3K6AVVJ#che...

a bunch of people took a study saying animals around here being shown as able to eat them as "we don't need to worry about it" last year in my area and... not quite, everyone... 💀

GET HIS ASS LMAOOOOO

I guess I could give him a flat goatee tho 🤔

Also he loves gazpacho

I need to look up how to actually rip my screenshots for this game but LOOK AT HIM. MY BOY. MY BEAUTIFUL LAD.

so I genuinely tried to paint anda's face scales for like 45 min until I got to his nose and it was too big to paint on so I just gave up and left him peeled and gave him big elf ears but TODAY there was a muscle suit and dragon tail in the shop because he is god's (my) favorite

Honestly they should refund you and let you keep it but then you have 400 tacks 🤪

I go to kohls if I ever need to but sometimes their parking lots suck

WTFFFF ugh at least you can take it to a store without having to mail it for a return

It should be a duplicate email!! One time I thought I was gonna get another thing of face wash I hated and freaked out real bad.

an elezen with legs semi-crossed as he removes his shirt. his body is covered in ruinic marks and scars, and he wears dress shoes and sock garters.

pinuppy for a friend :-) #comms

got my new license, I am free of both the first name I never liked and my dad’s last name ✌️

Scott told me to add Chris Pine so I did and he has already tried to fall in love with my mii and move in and Scott’s mii was like “I can go, it’s cool”

a real shame i used up all my ability to sleep by age 25 💀

I don’t know who to add to my tomodachi island after me and Scott… Anda is too hard to try to recreate rn so maybe I will just leave it for tomorrow…

i made myself and scott already and it's so sweet (and hilarious) but i'm about to add chaos... with a third mii once i decide who that is

i miss miis so much, i'm very excited

pay in 4'd tomodachi life because i cannot play more sims rn, it will not lead me to a good place

red oni, blue oni 👹

my piece for @storyindungeon.bsky.social feat. writing by @eraserheadbaby.bsky.social!

various colored portraits of ffxiv characters; a miqo'te with a braid, a snarling au ra, a smug au ra, and a nervous viera

another round of portrait #comms 🫶