Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. CHICAGO—Reasoning that he’s a grown adult who can eat food whenever he damn well pleases, local man Kyle Dunedin, 30, reportedly decided at 10:58 a.m. Wednesday that, fuck it, he was ready for lunch. ...

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Sorry babe I can’t come to bed yet. I’m on eBay lowballing for this painting of Mr. Toilet Man from Look Who’s Talking Too.

Death, taxes, and Dan Wilson calling for a pinch hitter in the 5th inning.

Having an NBA team come to Seattle does not bode well for my avoidant attachment style.

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The first shoe to drop in summer cinema free agency that could cause ripples throughout the entire industry.

Exclusive: ESPN’s Shams Charania and Adam Schefter are reporting that Scott George will be leaving regal unlimited and joining AMC A-List starting in April.

and not one concern about cargo space to boot!!

can it still be march madness when I am mad all the time??

let the man have his hemi!!

Good for Michael B!!

More of a video vanguard guy.

Excited to pick up a newspaper after tonight’s Oscars tomorrow am and the headline will read “F WON!!”

I had a pleasant experience at the DOL today??

folks,, he is opening a second coke zero.

Dame draining threes in pants is so funny to me.

I had a nice time watching nirvanna the band the show the movie at the cinema last night.

Folks,,, once again the nfl goes
out of their way to me look like a grade A moron.

Me and 42,069 of my closest friends flipping over some Subarus bc our fav nfl team won the super b without crossing the end zone once.

Imagine being allowed to win the super b on just field goals!!

Hmmmm. All eyes are on the nfl and nobody can score a touchdown??

Damn if seahawk wins the super b tonight let’s just say it’s a bad day to park ur crosstrek downtown.

Going to spend this entire Oscar season referring to watching Hamnet as hanging with the Ham Man!!

I love watching Mitchell Robinson play basketball.

just had a one on one w my boss and I have learned that I have been traded to the Washington Wizards??

Going to start making these for my friends.

To my understanding you’ll need mariners tv as well. But the silver lining is that it’ll integrate within the mlb.tv app once you’ve got it.

Why are all these commercials telling me the date February 8th??

BACK TO BACK JACKS! YouTube video by Nate Wilson

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It took over two weeks but I’ve received my first cold email from a salesperson today at my new job so I guess it’s official now.