it is hell!!! good luck to us both babe 🥲😂😭💕💕💕

this tax season has been rouuuugh my dudes the left lower eyelid has NOT stopped twitching for 2 months

some of us lost our childhood/teenage years to abuse, survival, recovery. there’s no set timeline. i think it’s time to take an internet break y’all and go put your toes in some dirt ffs 😒

LIFE DOES NOT END AT THIRTY 📢📢📢 dear lord the way some of you act about aging is disturbing

With the White House using OpenAi to make racist propaganda in studio ghibli art style there has never been apt scene in anime history:

counting the fingers on hands in photos now just to make sure they aren’t ai 😭 we’re in the bad place

TYRANT TRUMP SENT FEDERAL AGENTS TO ARREST A MAN FOR SPEAKING HIS MIND.

- that’s the message. The Feds are arresting men for free speech. Don’t get trapped in the student visa green card, foreign policy-

TYRANT TRUMP IS USING FEDS TO BLACKBAG PEOPLE FOR SPEAKING.

precious bb i love seeing you so happy 😭💞

is this the person i met at pride?? 🥹🩷🩷🩷🩷

decided to ditch duolingo; i’m sick of apps using AI instead of humans and their “lessons” have (not surprisingly) gone downhill because of it. goodbye 492 day streak 🫡 it was good while it lasted 🪦

describe your taste in men using 4 actors 👀

took me a long time to even think of 4 i feel like i’m really telling on myself here lol

i usually focus on one issue per call, and then rotate the topics per congress person 🙂‍↕️ i can send you the script i wrote regarding protecting federal workers, if you want!

the whole idea of “training” yourself to get up at an early time in preparation for having to get up earlier is lost on me. i can’t commit to getting LESS sleep in advance?? no thank you

X post: Elon Musk @elonmusk We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. Could gone to some great parties. Did that instead.

U.S. policy was to help bring an end to apartheid and establish a nonracial, democratic government. In response to this policy and the Act, USAID/South Africa was responsible for financing projects that apartheid victims viewed as critical in promoting social, political, and economic change through peaceful means. The mission enabled community consultation and ensured that the United States did not impose foreign-defined solutions to local problems. USAID created projects and activities to respond to the priorities of the black community and its leaders, maximized black participation and leadership, and ensured activities had a linkage to the general objectives of U.S. policy. First-year funding for the program was $25 million, which was raised to $50 million the second year. The main project areas were community outreach and leadership development to redress the repression of black-led institutions; educational support and training to address the educational crisis in South Africa; black private enterprise development to combat the inhibiting effects of apartheid–induced discrimination in private enterprise; university grants to help create a new generation of economic and political leaders; human rights; legal assistance; labor union training; and health and nutrition

What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.

i have a mighty need 😫💞

oh madi i’m so so sorry love 🖤

i have not!!! 👀 why did i think it was just a brand you could buy at costco lmfao

i promise 🫡

this past week has me absolutely volatile i’m in desperate need of a seattle restaurant with otherworldly mac n cheese 😭 ezell’s has changed for the worse

yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”

my heating pad is the only thing standing between me and a mental breakdown

the composition of this picture tho!! 🔥🔥🔥

overheard at the chinese restaurant: “how much longer can the earth survive without god intervening??” (we are so doomed lol)

possibly the only correct answer lol

damn you can’t even offer anyone an egg in these trying times

sometimes i wish books had an optional “the author intended…” section so i can imagine the setting/aesthetic before i start reading, cause sometimes i end up being waaay off base but already have this mental image seared into my brain 🥲 #booksky

poopert!! 👑

just sneezed after taking a bite of a flamin hot ✨limón✨ cheeto and saw my life flash before my eyes

currently bingeing queer eye episodes to feel something good 🥲

exactly!! it is confusing meeee 😭😂