Only in Saskatchewan can it be 21 degrees Celsius and threaten up to 50cm of snow in the coming days… 🤷‍♂️😵‍💫

Wishing I could stay in bed all day instead of getting ready for work… but no, soon it’s time to brave the chaotic “is it snow? is it slush? is it ice?” road conditions 😩🚗

Hard to believe, but most of the snow was gone yesterday…I keep telling myself “we need the moisture for the farmers and to prevent wildfire season”… but Mother Nature heard that and said, “best I can do is April snow.” ❄️😩

Not to sound like a momma hen, but drink your fluids, rest like you mean it, and don’t try to be a hero—your body’s asking for a day off. Also, socks…Fuzzy socks & a cuddly softy blanket can fix more than you think.☺️

Thank you!☺️

After 5 offers, 8 houses, and a whole lot of stress induced offer deadlines …we finally got one accepted. 🎉🏡

Equal parts thrilled and mildly terrified for the chaos of moving (have lived in the same home for just shy of two decades)😅📦

Opened a few windows and suddenly the house feels alive again—sunlight & fresh air flowing through… winter, you can see yourself out now ☀️🏡

What is with the housing market in my city?! 😵‍💫
Been to more open houses than I can count…only to find out they sold before the doors even opened.
Multiple offers in—well over asking—& still not the highest.
At this point I’m wondering if I need to start bidding in interpretive dance or baked goods…

Ugh… another 36–39 hours until I find out if our house offer is accepted 😵‍💫
Spent the night wide awake while my brain skipped sleep entirely and instead:
✔️ planned the move
✔️ arranged the furniture
✔️ picked paint colours
✔️ emotionally bonded with a house I don’t even own
🙄🙄🙄

Good grief, I just put an offer in on a house…now entering the “should I breathe or just wait until Thursday night?” phase of waiting….😅🏡

Starting to feel like I live in a snow globe… and whoever owns it keeps shaking it 😩❄️

…the 20-year-old me—working multiple jobs, counting every dollar, just trying to stay afloat—is absolutely stunned at how things turned out. Didn’t see this coming, but I’m so grateful!!!🥹

Been crunching numbers with our broker & it looks like hubby & I have options…
Able to upgrade without rushing to sell😳🏡
Loving the thought of not having to be in a chaotic sell-and-go panic…
maybe we rent it out, or maybe take our time selling and moving at a leisurely pace…🥰🥰🥰

A buttery cheese quiche cooling by the open window, filling the house with a scent that promises Easter dinner will be worth the wait 🐣🧀✨

Lmao mad e the mistake of asking chat got what I would look like at my current age….i don’t think it took into account the skincare of a gay man, nor the fact i love carbs😂😂😂

Told my hubby I’d lie down “just for a few minutes until the garlic toast was ready”…

Woke up to an empty pan and a man who said, “I thought you didn’t want any.”

Sir. I was resting, not renouncing carbs. Gee, I love you too 😐🍞

Happy Easter! 🐣 May your weekend be filled with sunshine, chocolate, and just the right amount of chaos from hidden Easter eggs.

A long leg peaking out of the bedding with a full coffee cup being held over white sheets & a bare limb….tempting fate with a potential spill

Good Friday.
Silly-o’clock in the morning.
“I don’t wanna do the work today”

Me, staring into my coffee like it’s going to resurrect my motivation ☕️👀

A friend sent a mystery box that showed up on April Fools… gave it a shake, handed it to my hubby and said “is this a box of dicks?”

Opened it… I was right.

That’s twice now I’ve correctly identified surprise dick packages by intuition alone.

Starting to think this is my superpower 😜

I don’t give a fuck what Kristi Noem’s husband is into when it comes to his sexuality (unless it’s illegal).

What I do care about is people like Kristi Noem trying to police everyone else’s personal choices when it comes to theirs.

Kristi Noem Responds to Husband’s ‘Bimbofication’ Fetish Photos — Rolling Stone The former Homeland Security secretary asked for “prayers” following the revelation that her husband engaged in “bimbofication” content

Not one for kink shaming. My chortling is reserved for Kristi Noem asking for prayers.

Kristi Noem 'Devastated' by Report of Husband Bryon's 'Double Life' Dressing as a Woman Kristi Noem has been 'blindsided' by a new report that her husband, Bryon Noem, is active on online fetish forums, allegedly posting photos of himself wearing massive fake breasts and paying thousands...

So ok, but was she asked about her relationship with Corey?

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You were such an adorable little cutie, nice to know some things don’t change with time😉☺️

Cartoon by @the-white-rose.bsky.social

John Green is writing his first novel for adults John Green is writing his first novel for adults. It's also his first novel in nearly a decade. “Hollywood, Ending” will be published Sept. 22.

John Green’s first novel in nearly a decade is also a kind of debut — a work of fiction for adults. “Hollywood, Ending,” about celebrity and the attention economy, will be out Sept. 22.

Woke up to another “lovely” blanket of snow on the last day of March… because apparently winter in Canada believes in overtime. ❄️☕️ #springhassprung

Woke up nice and early, coffee’s hot, my oat milk is frothy, the hot cross buns are fluffy & delicious, and for a brief, beautiful moment… I feel like an adult & that I have my life together. Life is good. ☕🍞 …maybe ask me again once the coffee has worn off😂

Red flare for Trump: 'No Kings' rallies a show of political force With a Revolutionary-era slogan, the protests had an historic geographical reach across the country. What does that mean for November?

"The third No Kings protests were an unmistakable display of political force..."

"Two-thirds of participants live in suburban, small town or rural areas, a 40% increase over last time in protesters from outside big cities..."

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A savoury noodle kugel(a casserole of noodles, butter, onions, sour cream, eggs, cottage cheese),in a heavy & scalding hot cast iron pan that is cooling on the counter.

Made a savoury noodle kugel for Sunday dinner… because sometimes you want comfort food that says “grandma’s kitchen” but also “I watched three cooking videos and improvised.” 😜😅

A lazy Friday. Just killing time until games night at a friend’s place