If I’ve learned one thing in the past 6 months, it’s that my family consumes far fewer eggs than most.

and another thing, O’Malley was not that nice of a guy. he didn’t deserve it but did he..

#greysanatomy

she definitely top 10 worst characters in the 19 seasons of the show, maybe even top 5

#greysanatomy

the this is the most unhelpful, unprofessional, unproductive bitch ive ever seen

#greysanatomy

meredith grey had the world’s worst therapist

#greysanantomy

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

PROP - PR Over Policy.

Don't confuse them.

He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.

Dems need to be strategic.

have you ever bullshit so hard you forgot you were at work?

Aftermath YouTube video by The Lincoln Project

We told you.

Shout out to the media who participated in the most obvious misdirection ever

Congrats to all the dummies of every political stripe. Y’all really got your man.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

one thing about it, tiktok is definitely going out with a bang. y’all are hilarious right now

I really took the whole day off to watch tiktok before it’s gone! baby i’m stressed tf out!!

Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.

sometimes I get bored and think about having another baby.

i’m so glad to finally see threshing things on feed now. I felt so lost without it

I had a dream that my husband has been cheating on me (under the most unrealistic circumstances), so naturally i’m about to wake him up on bullshit

"Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow."
— Melody Beattie

if I would have seen Amari dancing with Beyoncé growing up, I would have never quit dancing. i’m so happy there is a little girl watching her but seeing themselves ❤️

when she told Shaboozy to come get everything he came for I almost teared up. that lady love us for real 😫

due to the production value of the Mrs. Carter, Formation, and Renaissance World Tour—I am no longer able to attend concerts without feeling entitled to refund

Some people aren't worth seeing live, they a give subpar performance at best.
It's the hype and FOMO that drive ticket sales.

Showing up for them, celebrating them, considering them in things I do

and then to make matters worse, this random n***a I met in college is their dad. like he is also the parent to MY kids? huh??????

like they already are so attached to one another, they defend each other, they wake up looking for each other. it’s truly the most precious thing i’ve ever seen

my kids are really sisters and that’s crazy to me. like i’m their mom but they are sisters.

thinking about the fact that one day my children will grow older, move out, go to college, get their own lives; gives me so much anxiety