Should I be stock piling oil like that one episode of always sunny

My family is very “only I can have a mental illness and the thought of someone else also having one and it being why they act that way is inconceivable “

Nothing beats a can of tuna

Cheesy grits, asparagus, pan fried shrimp and scallops. Scallops are topped with a bacon jam and pieces of bacon. On a colorful floral plate

Y fine dining when have fine dining at home

Wild that a year ago I was in labor and now I have an amazing walking, babbling, little baby

😂 just hope u saw it before they did

Envy apples are so good

Public servants should survive off minimum wage 👏

The hot woman gym owner told me my outfit was cute so I will be riding that high all week

My MIL asked if WE could go to the gym today, she’s lost weight sure but she’s moving better and yesssssss

Wish I still had my iPods

God I hate when a man tries to act like he knows more than me, a chronically online mom with a phd in stumbleupon

Great, my package was delivered, now what will I look forward to?

This baby not even a year old and just stampeding around everywhere we go

It’s good coffee if it only tastes bad when you add stuff to it

U can just feed ur baby a rotisserie chicken every week and they’re excited about it every time

This sounds like so much fun 😭🥳 lemme come 😂

I love being able to just look up a fact or how to within seconds on the super computer in my pocket

Being the only one in the yoga class to respond bc I am a toddler mom

Baby took a big fart then closed his eyes

It’s apples to oranges, doesn’t compute

Olympic skater ms liu being flawless in a barrel roll style spin I think

This is what it feels like to go no contact

The answer once again is BLAZOR

Clickty clack, making this update in C#

“My daddy drank a BEE!” - my three yr old

Hahaha why do stand-ups when u can do pass-outs

Let me track my fedex package like it’s Uber Eats

Rockstar Rockstar is an esoteric programming language based on the ‘lyrical conventions of 1980s hard rock songs and power ballads.’. It was created by Dylan Beattie in 2018.

Anyone can be a rockstar developer: codewithrockstar.com

Oh look it’s chocolate cake o’clock

Another killer ab workout that’s left me once again, with no 12 pack, ridiculous