— [ APRIL 1ST EVENT ]

[ ... There's a little girl wandering around. ]

dude holy shiiit.

dude youre kind of a genius.

* ( there's water and glitter all over the place now. crunching sfx. )

thanks dude

awesome right.

* ( turning and coughing more glitter on them )

* ( takes a bite ? out of it? )

* ( coughing up glitter ) THAT WAS AWESOME

i fuckin love microplastics

GARLIC BREAd!!!!!!!! fuck yeah you KNWO it HELL YEHA

how im texting kris every day

i'd be goin at it like a dog with a hose dude. i can fit soooo much goddamn pez in my mouth

they should invent like a pez dispenser that shoots at you like one of those automatic tennis ball machines

HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH!

] hey. do you guys remember that post i made about the berdlys.

] hi i am going to play metaphor for an hour or two ... <3 twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

mogged.

] bro wanted kirby DEAD.

] HE WAS LITERALLY SO SCARY AND FOR WHAT.

YEAAAHH

* ( if he were a normal human being she would've smacked his hand so damn hard )

AWESOME

dude you sound so smart right now

* ( shrug. )

more for me.

BADASS.

EXACTLY dude

you're kinda a genius man.

kris is just built different, dude.

The stars are so fucking beautiful out here, man.