You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get this boys oil

The underground is the most worrying part. Why would all these tech companies including Palantir want to donate for a ballroom. Because they want to build an ultra secure data center for tracking Americans in the safest place. Just like Israel did.

Today’s homepage tells a story—in honor of Jackie Robinson Day, today’s homepage headshots are the first 12 players to break the AL/NL color barrier, in order.

simply begging my fellow podcasters to stop doing video pods — be ungovernable!

The average lifespan in the US is 79.

Let’s be honest. Trump country is saying no because of 2 reasons

1. “What if they escape intah ahr communitays!”
2. Being forced to perceive your “enemy” as human and like you is too uncomfortable a proposition for many steeped in conservatism.

Fuck you Elon.
That is how you launch a rocket.

Worst team ERA since 1900

1. 1930 Phillies - 6.71
2. 1996 Tigers - 6.38
3. 1936 Browns - 6.24

The White Sox are absolutely going to break this. (Currently 8.45)

Aside from the obvious hypocrisy etc, how the full fuck you have time to write a book as VP of the US. I mean I know he doesnt do jack shit but in theory it should be impossible.

Holy fuck. Spotted him in real life.

“Protest politely” -dumb guys

It’s the cryptkeeper from tales of the crypt (a mummified ghoul guy) wearing a white sox baseball har and playing take me out to the ball game on a keyboard

I woke up like this.

Just add them to the buffet menu at the next Bastille

I just call it the Itchy Titty because it looks like they want it to stop chaffing.

i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people

We have bubbly ready and some friends who will come by while we order the best Mexican takeout in town.

I was so glad Teel and Antonacci were on Italy

lmao mlb has spent two weeks watching their american players' personalities be revealed as boring. it might be time to stop beating the fun out of players in little league and travel ball.

Nasa budget - 24 Billion
National student lunch program - 32 billion
National Park service budget - 3.3 billion
Distracting from the Epstein files while getting to kill non-whites - priceless

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face . ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .

People need to chill the fuck out. Mark Derosa screwed up. It's a game. Lighten up. It's not like he invaded a country, kidnapped its president, bombed another country and killed school girls. Let's focus the passion and aggression the right way. Some of the Skeets are just way over the top.

If I’m Mexico and Italy I meet pre-game and agree to Mexico taking a 1-0 lead and then bunting it out for the rest of the game

Im not saying its because its mostly southern or cali white dudes but…

Edmund Burke believed Africans were barbaric and that white Christians needed to 'civilize' them. Drink your coffee however you want.

This is the Brock Turner fan club

These fuckin dweebs thought Terminator was an instruction manual.

What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

The phrase “every conservative influencer in the business” tells you everything you need to know.

The entire modern conservative movement descends from snake oil salesmen and prosperity gospel revival tent preachers.

It’s nothing more than a con, and that’s all it will ever be.

I thought they hated gender affirming care

How is his head that oversized?