a line drawing of a cow laying down on a white background . Alt: A line drawing of a cow in profile. It has no legs and instead walks upon its udders.

You know what gif entertains me? This one.

This is taking longer than expected, but our server should be back online with substantially more storage later this week.

We have filters on our windows that make rainbows when the sun hits it. And sometimes you get a shot like that.

A black cat laying stretched out with eyes closed on a purple blanket.

A brown and grey striped cat stands on a purple blanket bathed in rainbow light.

I see your kitty, and raise you.

A pin with a dark blue background and white text that says “ICE Out”. It is next to a sticker the depicts a frog with the words “Don’t Oney”.

I complimented a customer on her “ICE Out” pin today, so she asked if I wanted one. That was a big “hell yeah”. #ICEOut #AbolishICE

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Fun fact: My screen wasn't visible, but there is b-roll footage of me posting this to social media

Can we please kill the term “less-than-lethal”?

It’s cool how every couple of months survivors of sexual assault get to be reminded that massive swaths of people think it was completely our fault.

Okay but LOOK AT THE FLOOF!

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

We also have Narcan & HIV Home testing kits
No cost to you!

I can’t DM you. Can you DM me? Should be open. 💜

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

Isn’t it a great website? Definitely a timeline cleanse. 💜

If you want more, visit owlsintowels.org. I promise you, you will not be disappointed.

If you need Plan B, we have lots of it! No cost to you & we will get it to you! DM me

“You can’t possibly make the Cybertruck any uglier.”

“Wanna bet?”

My metric for being comfortably middle-classed is when you can buy groceries without looking hard at the receipt

I've updated the page on @ddosecrets.org and restored access to the 2011 Syrian censorship logs

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Viasox is having a BOGO sale right now. They have some cute compression socks! viasox.com/collections/...

Are you averse to Amazon? I’m happy to do some work and look up compression socks for you.

A black cat with a tipped ear and beautiful blue-green eyes lays in a cuddle cup. She is beautiful and she is greatly missed.

What a beautiful void panther! Reminds me of my Finito, who crossed the Rainbow Bridge a few years ago.

If one of my co-workers burned down the abysmal corporate-owned building I work in, I would whistle a nice little ditty all the way to the unemployment office.

His fur is doing SO MUCH BETTER than when he first came home. When he first came home, his fur was very straw-like. It’s come so far. 💜

A black cat lays on a purple and white blanket. He is surrounded by toys - namely, a white stuffed lamb, a rainbow catnip toy, and a toy made to look like a multicolored ball of yarn. He is handsome and you love him.

BE OVERWHELMED AT THE CUTENESS!

😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MID-AFTERNOON!

TRINKET IS MAGNIFICENT AND ADORABLE!😻😻😻

A black cat with dark cloudy eyes lays on a white fleece blanket. He is handsome and you love him.

CORRECT.

A black cat with dark, cloudy eyes lays on a purple blanket. Rainbow light can be seen in the background. He is handsome and you love him.

A black cat with dark, cloudy eyes lays on a purple blanket looking straight at the camera. He is handsome and you love him

Trinket can be hard to photograph because of his coloration, but when I manage to get it right, he is magnificent.

EFF is Leaving X After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue.

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X.

This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5)
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