That lumpy Shrek could get everything his heart desired and he’d still be a miserable prick.

They think you're stupid.

That’s the point of the final scene though. Scorsese is pointing out how awestruck people are by Belfort and his shenanigans, hoping that their numbers get called one day, so that they will be the wolf.

Even though we all know they don’t have the juice, cause they can’t sell the pen.

“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”

It’s worse than that. Public money has been inflated away, private funds have been centralized in the major banks, and the people in charge preach to starve the beast and promise that wealth will never be taxed.

This isn’t new, this has been the design since 1980. Fascism is here, full stop.

playoff hockey time, you know what that means!

CPAC endorsed a known crack enthusiast.
the U. S. Secretary of War quoted Pulp Fiction.
and the Pope is weak on crime.

which one

Pete Hegseth quoting a fake bible verse, that was written by Quentin Tarantino, is so precisely and absurdly on the nose that it is impossible to satarize.

How in the ever loving fuck is this not an Onion bit?

CPAC endorses local former crack enthusiast Mike Pillow.

the ol' faarquad

Dilley is evil and must be closed. It's a goddamn concentration camp. A moral abomination. People are going to Hell over this.

I FEEL IT IN MY BOENS

the old baffle them with bullshit approach. i think we're at least on the 5th layer of distraction at this point.

Fucked up story, and also note how many people would lose jobs and get totally fucked if they can’t get $1600 together to get out of jail.

Here Are Demonic Reactions To Charlie Kirk's Assassination Here are some of the most vile and demonic reactions from online leftists to the news of Charlie Kirk's assassination.

if you fancy a trip down memory lane (the article is still live, but fuck their ad revenue lol) web.archive.org/web/20250911...

hey look PR

Super Troopers "We can't pull over any farther" scene but text reads: Iran has already closed the strait of Hormuz... It can't close any farther."

i mean, the flight sim games have ATC. i feel like a certain type of person is going to find that enjoyable as a game. may as well recruit a few.

but other video games? no, not so much.

If they were deliberately trying to lose nothing would look different.

Maybe I’m the dummy, and I don’t think less teen pregnancies is a problem, less teen pregnancies is good.

Though it does seem like lower reproductive rates in adults seems like a sign of shitty socioeconomic conditions.

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

lol this is nearly a direct quote from Osterholm

Doctors say that salmonella can kill you. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off dead raccoons says salmonella is good for you. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

didn’t israelis literally protest against IDF soldiers being prosecuted for rape

millennial political commentator that the mainstream has been trying to strangle since 2016

A New Law Voids IDs of Transgender Kansans. It Also Threatens Their Voting Access. - Bolts Almost as soon as Kansas lawmakers passed a new law targeting transgender people in late February, state officials started invalidating some people’s driver’s licenses without warning. The law, which ...

Just to spell this out…

You need ID to vote in Kansas. For most, that means a driver’s license.

Kansas has canceled valid licenses of people who’d updated their gender marker. Many of those affected will need new licenses to be able to vote.

A new license costs $16.

= Poll tax on trans people.