Happy Humpday!

Repost if you’d come get a taste 😏😈🎂

Hump day yeah? 😈

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Happy hump day!
Here’s my fuzzy 🍑

UNTIL THE PAINT IS PEALING OFF THE WALLS

I'm glad everyone is calling the new Pope by his chosen name, "Leo XIV." Now do the same for trans people.

Please save this image and post it on your profile if you support our trans family 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I’m hoping it’s the deathly hallows🫠 aka I’m a huge Harry Potter fan

I wasn't exaggerating.

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🪓🪓off with their heads

Not to be emotionally political, but I’m really gonna miss Biden. I’m proud to have been an early 2020 primary supporter of his despite the crap I got for it from a lot of y’all back then. He was a damn good President and deserved a second term.

Always love seeing one of my crushes post on here. Seeing his cute hairy chest with his little white patch in his beard. It always makes my day when I see it 🤭.

A text bubble from Mother 3 that reads "This hole's great! Good hole, good hole, good hole..."

"So tell me about yourself?"

Me:

Goodnight🥰 😮‍💨

Especially if you’re younger than most of your coworkers so they expect you to know everything of what’s going on in the world. 🫠🫠 I’m always like I don’t know let’s find this out together shall we 🙃

Get to feeling better soon handsome! 🍲🤒

50% tired 50% horny

These fit you very well 🩲🔥

My books

I know most of you can't read, but back before I replaced my creativity with doomscrolling, I wrote books! They're gay, they're romancey, they're angsty and sometimes involve butt stuff. Maybe I'm biased but I think they'd make great gifts. Available in ebook & paperback: linktr.ee/benmonopoli 🌈📚 💙📚

Full frontal pic in a mirror that has the words “Good Vibes” etched into it

Good vibes only this Sunday

Happy Sunday indeed!

Did I mention I’m a plant gay?

Don’t ask why I’m holding a paper up it’ll make sense eventually with my fantasy

Till there’s no air left to breathe 🥵

And we’d do it again 🥵

Drop something blue in your camera roll

#1 for me!! Mainly because I haven’t had one in a while and it sounds really good!

Right back at you king 😊

You’re welcome 😇

Reskeet if you’re queer I wanna find more friends

Damnn I wish to have the plants view right now!🥵