just in general

impossible to disagree with this

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

tweet from @hexprax reading "America is so evil, when I read the news it makes me forget all the good times I had rollerblading here"

had a rollerblading birthday party in 4th grade. we rollerbladed and ate pizza, and it was incredible. even taylor bradley and his bad attitude couldn't put a damper on things. hard to believe such pure fun like that ever happened in america, the land of wickedness

i woke up in the middle of the night and june was under the covers with me, nestled in the crook of my arm and purring. never been more pleased with anything in my entire god damned life

Oh my god

Not trying to start a whole thing here but has anyone actually seen Lee Cronin and his mummy together in the same place? Kinda think Lee is the mummy.

I’m hoping these specimens step up this year. The young one especially. She needs to put that hunting energy to good use

I’m leaving this planet

first house centipede sighting of the year. fucking hell

If I ever came across an Alien vs Predator situation I would simply use empathy and active listening to broker a lasting peace that saw the most pressing concerns of each side addressed equally.

watching The Python Hunt, a rare film I'm 100% sold on based on just one promo image

RIP tim cook, died smoking a marijuana iphone on 420. saf

it should be illegal to have to do anything

you take care

this may seem ridiculous but i keep thinking about sarah silverman singing "i'm fucking matt damon" to jimmy kimmel except she's saying "i'm cronin lee's mummy." she can say that to whoever, doesn't have to be jimmy. anyway, no need to reply to this. or anything.

MEAT

Vintage doll in mint-green outfit with lace bonnet A vintage cloth doll dressed in a mint-green ribbed outfit with a matching bonnet and white lace trim, including lace-edged cuffs on the sleeves and pant legs.

having a full blown panic attack

Boxed collection of GI Joe and others tan-colored action figures and parts A collection of tan-colored plastic action figures and multiple body parts, including torsos, arms, legs, and heads, some partially assembled, stored together in a box.

uhhhh

Shirley Temple Doll in Pink Lace Dress with Curly Hair A seated ShirleyTemple doll with light brown hair styled in ringlets, wearing a pale pink dress with lace trim along the collar and hem, and matching pink lace-up shoes.

oh my god. holy shit. www.bidrush.com/items/shirle...

if this Matty Mattel doll comes into your life, that's it, it's over for you

Matty Mattel doll Vintage stuffed doll in red and white striped shirt A vintage Matty Mattel soft-bodied doll with orange curly hair and a plastic head, wearing a red and white striped shirt. The body is tan fabric with a white bandage on one leg and worn feet with dark...

every estate or moving sale in western mass has some haunted shit in it like this www.bidrush.com/items/matty-...

oh christ. oh god

John Korir runs fastest Boston Marathon time in history to repeat John Korir benefited from a tailwind at the world's oldest annual marathon.

this is a fucking crazy time on this course

what is the over under on an under the rainbow do-over

i'm thinking about Lee Mummy again

when life bobs you hoskins

you know what they say, when life hand you lemons? [30 seconds of silence in which my face becomes increasingly distorted by terror]