Watching Katoto score that goal and dreaming of the day we have some tall gals up front for USWNT again

Happy for Beata Olsson but seeing another name with the number 9 for Sweden is breaking my heart a bit

The center back union took Julie’s comments personally

MICHELIN FIVE STARS JULIE STOP IM BEGGING

This aged so well

Julie, literally what are you talking about. Center backs come forward for corners for a reason. Girma is ready

Heaps tracking that runner in the midfield and hustling defensively WE SEE YOU KEEP IT UP 👏👏👏

Broadcast said just as a precaution

This. It feels like this was meant to be a Friday afternoon drop so we’d all miss it but with USWNT playing tonight that’s not how this is gonna go. I feel like an early Monday morning drop would’ve been better

This is what I get for not putting my email in to read the full article

Curious what the NWSLPA has to say about this.

I am ill.

Sweden letting the kids cook 😮‍💨

Ok I’ve changed my mind already since halftime: we are definitively in the Giselle Thompson left back era

Great example of this at the 40th minute for those looking at this later (smaller example at the 26th minute as well)

Wesley does that though no matter her midfielders - why she’s not my fave choice 🤷‍♀️

Thierry Henry with a decent cross examination of Unkel here

Is there a mercy rule?

“Heck-en” isn’t that hard. You don’t even have to say “bay co” instead of bk but I can’t hear Häcken pronounced Hack-en it’s upsetting.

I would have talked about that AKB goal for the rest of my days

Listen, it was a good joke. It was a great joke, even

UCLA is going to the national championship

Please tell me you do the voice every time

But what does Soccer Donna say

Can someone explain why they are calling it wine Wednesday on the UWCL postgame? Did I miss something? I became so confused because I was so sure it’s Thursday (it is Thursday)

And then they won in overtime just to keep your hopes alive a little longer!

Death, taxes, Stina offsides

9 lol and if all goes according to plan, I’ll see him for a 10th time in Stockholm this summer

Find something bizarre and specific it’ll be great.

No but that’s always somehow the worst task. Unsolicited tip: I’ve started just including my most insane, work-friendly lore to get myself started (I always include how many times I’ve seen Pitbull in concert).

I thought someone said Thursday but could be misremembering