If only he could have served.

Big bowl of nachos where the bowl is half a basketball. Go Celtics.

Celtics basketball bowl of Nachos. Logo on the back.

The Knicks timeline is delightful right now. Don't miss it.

700-year-old mummy from Bolivia contains earliest confirmed evidence of strep throat bacteria in the Americas A DNA analysis of pathogens from a pre-Hispanic mummy revealed that the bacterium that causes scarlet fever and strep throat was present in the Americas prior to European colonization.

Mummies need help with their conversation starters.

Flyer that reads State of the Movement An evening with Ayanna Pressley and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Hey family, our sis @aoc.bsky.social is in Boston this Friday!

Pull up for a candid conversation with both of us.

Tickets here: secure.actblue.com/donate/ap-aoc

Open secret in league office.

US peace talk plan relies heavily on casting JD Vance in a Where's Waldo narrative.

This will end up in the harbor.

Tim Apple stepping down, to be replaced by John Apple in September.

Breaking: Tim Apple stepping down, to be replaced by John Apple in September.

I'm worried about Reito-kun. I think all this celebrity has changed him.

I am begging you not to confuse your customers.

Thankfully, we are finding out he isn't running the store. But that does leave the question - Who the hell is running the store?

refs calling fouls for sixers when there's a bit of a draft.

Careful. He also does a shift operating the tilt-a-whirl.
I got on it last summer and my shirt got caught and he kept me spinning, Josh, I didn't think I'd ever get off.

In less than one month I’m taking American Rambler on the road.

I’ll be in conversation with some wildly talented people at a bunch of my favorite bookstores, plus I’m throwing out a first pitch in Fort Wayne, Indiana! ⚾️

Mark your calendar, preorder the book, and come party with us. 🥾🌳🍎

I Tried 9 New Frozen Chicken Nuggets, and This Is the Only One I'd Buy Again and Again Even the pickiest of adults (and kids) will find these amazing chicken nuggets hard to pass up.

Make plans and God laughs.

They're on PortDash now.

I'll contribute to the GoEjectMe.

Still, it's a very suspicious pattern.

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Sorry folks. Strait's closed. The moose out front should've told ya.

Flight cancellations are surging this summer. These airports have been hit the hardest. Airports, primarily on the East Coast, have seen a substantial spike in flight cancellations since the summer travel rush began this year compared to the same period in 2024.

Destination Wedding Drama 2026.

This situation is going to require Strait Plissken.

Is God so powerful that she could build an AI model so scary that even she couldn't release it?

Because it's hard to break up or we are horrified by the abomination that we've created?

I think that was how the old man survived in Andromeda Strain.

Plan for Strait of Hormuz revealed to be a scribbled transcription of instructions for jumping a car battery. You have to remove the blockades in the reverse order that you put them on.

Why would $omeone ever $ay $uch a thing?

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Perfectly safe.

Next up: we've got a list of the top 10 best sushi items that you should never eat in the bathroom in the back of an interstate bus.