Funny weed day too busy at work, wanna be hot and gay and stoned at home

It’s a shame I have to be at work instead of at home ripping blunts and fucking fat dykes

I need it to be trans day of putting a fucking bullet through my skull

Losing weight for bottom surgery kinda sucks. Like I used to think I’d like myself more if I lost weight but instead it just makes me feel weird

#watersports #prolapse #fisting

Juicing loose boyhole is her dayjob

I love seeing the tears on the other pilots face when handler lets me eat her fries because she stepped on a civilian on our last mission

It’s sweet salty tears compliment these underseasoned fries

Skinny people piss me off the way they talk about shit like twink death or stretch marks

Hell people in general piss me off whenever they are like “oh god a wrinkle” like heaven forbid anyone fucking ages

Signs on cardboard: "Abolish Ice" "Fuck ICE Nobody Is Illegal!" "Arm the Dolls" and "Community kills fascism"

Fuck ICE. Gonna sell these at an event to raise money for a rapid response group in Oakland this week 💕

I’m currently losing weight as a result of quitting smoking and also to prepare for bottom surgery and it feels so weird

Like I miss the slightly bigger tummy and everything

I like me now too, but it’s weird to miss something that I had such mixed feelings about

Ryona girls are like non-Newtonian fluids, soft until they get hit

I really need to spend more time trying to get my hand on some tgel

I’m tired of only getting bricked up when certain conditions are met

make your own nipple dress 👀✨

- used a 2 yard cut of fabric for mine, your needs may vary.
- i measured by holding the fabric against my body & marking the sides with safety pins for ribbon placement, then folding/lining up fabric to make it match.
- pierced nipples probably necessary for this.

Heads up to trans women in the Bay Area

The secreT play party that’s restarting this year on the 7th is run by transmisogynists

I wish it was easier to engage in like kink spaces without running into anti-feminists

I just hate running into people being like “feminists are cringe they should try having better sex”

I need a big dyke with a large strap and a mean streak to break me in this weekend

If you were home I would have made pleading eyes at you instead of posted here ;)

I need a girl to rearrange my guts when I get off work

Of course you absolutely deserve all of the flowers

This really captures the super fucked up way it feels to be at a partners parents place at like the holidays and watching some abusive shit and like getting triggered about your own childhood and just god she’s such a fucking brilliant writer.

archiveofourown.org/works/77381616

“Substitute Oedipus” by @kallidorarho.bsky.social

She has once again written some really wildly dark shit that punches through to the heart of the trans lesbian experience.

We need to practice even more unhinged forms of being gay

I need to be unreasonable in my pursuit of gayness

Right, like in this case I had commissioned him for art before so it’s like. Uh okay gonna replace this pfp and find someone else to work with.

I have now cleansed my following of cis men, the lesbians within us rejoin but we left some candy for the bisexual

Only thing we wanna stick in our pumpkin is weed :))

You should have said something owo

I need to make a new account for when I am around, because unlike others in this collective, I do not like men

Figuring out this whole plural thing is kinda cool!