ominous silhouette of a horse through the glass at the front door

soon

youre laughing??? de poopst ass dout and you're laughing??????

I don't want my search engine to generate fucked up images of Keanu reeves in John Wick 5 or write a text message to my mom for me LORD HELP

I wish I could tell whatever future search engine I use that organizes the bones of Google into something usable- that I am not using their product for their fucking AI functions. I don't want them. Please just give me a search engine full stop.

I'm convinced

Cause like, the ginger plant ain't got no red or orange on it

Do u think "ginger" as in redhead comes from Irn Bru? Because it's orange? And we call it ginger?

For all eternity, this image needs to be spammed each time Harry Potter is mentioned anywhere for any reason: Joanne Rowling, smoking a cigar and sipping expensive drinks on top of her mountain of money, gloating about how she helped destroy the rights of her fellow citizens.

One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.

It has once again been revealed to me that the reason January has 400 days in it is to ensure all the gut punches happen in one month. Get your hammers, there isn't much time left to bash my head in!

Tag yourself I'm Pagan's Loudmouth Women

The same people that *denied service* to vaccinated people during the height of the pandemic are now going viral from manipulating folkson socials by crying about their "failing skincare business." It makes my skin crawl. Be so vigilant of anti-vaxxer crocodile tears.

His name is Falkor

"Buhhhh a thousand years from now archaeologists will know your skeleton is MALE"

WRONG, they will be fighting for their lives against my tomb's elaborate traps in the heart of my cursed necropolis

A medieval drawing of a woman in a long dress with a bored look on her face falling upon a sword

how your email finds me:

I thought the "Drunk Elephant 10-year-olds" chat was a scam until about 30 minutes ago when my 10-year old neighbour and her pal came over and asked to see my skin care and if I had Drunk Elephant because THEY DO.

They have the purple one, which doesn't have any actives in it but it is £60??

I found a photo of my dog on tumblr. Like, that's just my dog when she was puppy.

Uh huh

I was just minding my own business window shopping on my little kitchen website and I'm gonna tell you right now that anyone who has purchased or will purchase this is an absolute freak show get out of here wtaf

@ my husband

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to slam in the back of my dragula

Mostly I just appreciate being reminded that I, in high school from 2002 to 2006, didn’t craft my debilitating body image issues from whole cloth.

I’m not less attractive than I was in my 20s, I am evolving into something entirely new, something townsfolk will fear, something unnamable but born in the depths of the forest

when did all this blood start pouring out from my eyes and ears

This dog got her butt expressed next day no prob but when I want an appointment for my own butt it's all "ummm we can book you in a couple weeks"

A simple illustration of a snake eating its own tail. It says: “ouroboros can have a little ouroboros (as a treat).”

eat

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Look at this dog are you serious