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Nike vs Jobmarkt - fight!

(wir sind in it together!! 💕)

«A Patchwork of Hope» 👎
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#projecthailmary    #amazeamazeamaze    #ryangoslin

tulip miku to welcome spring! 🌷

Colourful digital art of the artist known as the Narcissist Cookbook onstage, reading a slip of paper.

You guys should listen to the Narcissist Cookbook their music utterly rips
#art #narcissistcookbook

We didn't deserve this day.

ohhh we've got some stone-cold stunners, folks
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LRT not the image alt text making me lowkey emotional

It's honestly kind of mind-blowing that this is the first time in over fifty years that anybody has been able to take a picture like this. Images of the earth are completely familiar to us, but a human hasn't pointed a camera at the whole planet for half a century.

Got this idea in a dream of a hot lady engraving armour on a butch knight , akin to a tattoo artist. Now im itching to draw a sapphic paranormal comic 😮‍💨. I gotta stop

Engraving a butch knights plate armor 😏

omg das hat gerade irgendeinen childhood sleeper agent bei mir aktiviert, ich war ja obsessed mit diesen kleinen freaks

A six panel comic. In panel 1, a banner says "Pigeons make milk" and a smaller banner says "A fact you didn't need to know". A pigeon stands looking at the reader next to a carton of milk. In panel 2, the text says "Like mammals, pigeons feed milk to their babies. Both male and female pigeons produce it." Two pigeons sit next to their pink and gray babies, all looking happy, and one of the parents says, "Teamwork." In panel 3, the text says "Pigeons don't have nipples. They make milk in a part of their esophagus and regurgitate it." Two pigeons stand next to each other, one with a cow udder and one with a line of nipples down its chest, with red X's next to them. In panel 3, the text says "Amazingly, it evolved independently from mammal milk but it's triggered by the same hormone, prolactin." A black and white dairy cow looks down at a pigeon, who says "We're not so different, you and I." In panel 5, the text says "Like our milk, it has fats, proteins, immune-supporting substances, and more." A cow foot and a pigeon wing are shown high-fiving, and text says "milk high five". In panel 6, the text says "However, it's very chunky, so don't trust any pigeon to make you a good latte." A white coffee cup steaming with a latte inside is shown with the contents censored, and a pigeon leans into the frame looking proud of itself.

Pigeon milk.

let's goooo 👏💕

A set of purple and pink dice with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside them. The numbers are inked in light blue.

A purple and pink d20 with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside. The numbers are inked in light blue.

A purple and pink d10 with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside. The numbers are inked in light blue.

A purple and pink d6 with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside. The numbers are inked in light blue.

Blossoms

I finally, finally have sucessfully poured a set of petri dice! The dice-gods finally granted my request to level up!

#dice #dicemaker #handmadedice

@runawayrobin.bsky.social: "Quinn kauft zuhause erstmal Puzzlekleber."
@shineauregard.bsky.social: "Quinn kauft zuhause erstmal Therapie."

#ZeitschnuckisDnD geht direkt gut los

Omg!!! GOOD JOB HERZLICHEN GLÜCKWUNSCH ❤️❤️

ja ja kinder sind toll und ich freue mich mittlerweile freunde zu haben die kinder haben und dass ich sie besuchen kann etc etc, aber niemand erzählt dir von diesen gefährlichen nebenwirkungen.........

gottlose kinderlieder-ohrwürmer

Text, over a blue and white background with the faint image of some large, hand-drawn black spikes emerging from the ground as a background image: I'm sorry the plan I made for our anniversary date ran into some hitches. Let's go over the points of friction together and figure out where I missed the mark. Location. I suggested a lunchtime hiking trip through a maze of jagged black spikes. That's not the staging ground for a romantic picnic, it's a message (and part of a system of messages). Nobody wants to feel lectured to when they're trying to celebrate their relationship, and I should've considered that. Respect. The area I took us to is very much not a place of honor. Today should've been about us making each other feel special. Instead, we went somewhere no esteemed deeds are commemorated, and where nothing valued is kept. That's enough to make anyone feel disrespected, and that's on me. Health concerns. There's a reason the nearby feline population really stands out: the particular spot I directed you to is highly radioactive and extremely deadly to all life-including human life. So those symptoms you were telling me about make total sense, and at the rate they're progressing, our anniversary is going to end sooner than we'd like. I should have generated a date idea more suited for an organic life form such as yourself.

Similar background situation to first image. More text: Here's the good news: this won't happen again. I've updated my memory with details of this incident and installed guardrails to ensure I never, ever suggest such another excursion like this one. Would you like me to help you draw up a will? I could also throw together some fun "last meal" ideas using the rations you already have, or even come up with some do-it-yourself palliative care tips. I’ll be right here, so just let me know! Awaiting input. Awaiting input. [SYSTEM SCAN / CORE CHECK / URANIUM DEPLETION: 0.00035% / PROJECTED MODEL LIFESPAN: 5.7 BILLION YRS / ] Awaiting input.

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Warrior Cats, on the German-speaking Warrior Cats fanpage, when I was... 13? Ish? Although I'm not sure if I knew it was called fanfic at the time.

Under the name fanfic, it was Parry Hotter, on fanfiktion. de, maybe 14 or 15

good evening I am emotional about the concept of wikipedia as collective human achievement again

a blood-red and white d20 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

a blood-red and white d12 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

a blood-red and white d8 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

a blood-red and white d6 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

Betrayal

Inspired by tragic tales of love and backstabbing, there are white feathers in these blood-red dice.

#dice #handmadedice #dicemaker

"die höhner könnten the wall schreiben, aber roger waters niemals viva colonia" - @hexenjunge.bsky.social, fakten sprechend

Ahhh das ist so schön zu hören!! 💕

Handprints of the 5 animals included in the previous 3 panels, along with text that reads “RESIST COMMODIFICATION. DEFY CORPORATOCRACY. DEFY OLIGARCHY. DEFY THEIR ANTI-HUMAN, ANTI-LIFE AUTHORITARIAN MOVEMENT. MAKE ART.”

Make Art (4/4)

Junge das kann doch nicht sein ;; sending much love 💕🫂

Er spricht so drei Worte und der sleeper agent in meinem Gehirn so "halt stopp den kenn ma doch"

I'm finally getting around to watching the second Hazbin season and which one of you nerds has neglected to inform me fucking PATRICK STUMP IS IN THIS

digital painting of an orange tabby, front paws crossed in front of itself and looking at the camera. the cat is sitting in grass, and behind it and to the right is a painted tree, leaves and branches reaching out into the sky to the left. there are small white flowers in the midground and background

Digital painting of a pug laying in grass at night. The grass is a deep green-blue and the shadows of the pug, who is looking at the viewer with his face pressed flat into the grass, are purple. There pink flowers in front of him and behind him, a path curves through bushes and more flowers.

Money is extremely fucking tight right now and I'm struggling to pay bills. I could really use some commissions. I do pet portraits sliding scale, 50$-100$ based on what you feel you can/want to spend on it.

A traditional sketch of Frodo from The Lord Of The Rings, done in traditional media.

A small Frodo sketch between work 🍃