So pleased 'The Assembly' is back on our screens. Laughter, tears, insight and beauty. Simply outstanding television. 👏👏👏 #theassembly #itv

👀
#Artemis #NASA

Wait. Hang on. Seal is singing 'I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey'? Seriously? Not 'on a grave'? On the grey??? WTF is that supposed to mean?? I'm fuming.

#TigerWoods

Nothing illustrates the pointless stupidity of the human race quite like parkour.

'10 SECOND CINEMA'
Found these (ridiculously) short films I made.
Rereleasing for their 20th anniversary.
*Warning: contains spoilers*

Terry & Dune
#Dune3

If you enjoy movies with a brilliant plot twist in the final few minutes I can heartily recommend Tinker Tailor Soldier Colin Firth.

Nonsense. They neverland.

A new series of Long Lost Family starts tonight on ITV1.

Of course! It shall be done! Hope you all enjoy.

Quietly hoping London's fireworks are just Sadiq Khan writing "Fuck Trump" with a sparkler.
#HappyNewYear

Thank you so much! Wishing you a very happy New Year!

Hope you all enjoyed and Happy New Year!

Last night I asked my husband what tv programmes he was subjected to by his parents, at home back in the 80s. He said, and I quote, "I sat through every episode of Kenco."

Saw a muscle-bound builder cry his eyes out after he dropped his Rolex into a cement mixer. That was a hard watch.

Damn. No acting partnership set the screen ablaze quite like Redford and Newman.
Forever the Sundance Kid.

My village scarecrow trail has outdone itself this year. With a theme of 'Famous Duos', this stunning depiction of PJ & Duncan will scar local children for years. Bravo!

Just had a near death experience on the M4.
I drove past Slough.

It is now.

Oh yes.

Scottish. Handsome but devious.

[Morecambe & Wise, lying in bed, watching a documentary about a drug dealer addicted to Häagen-Dazs]

Eric: He's not going to sell much speed going at that ice cream, is he?

Wool!
Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely knitting
Say it again

Not long back from a 5 mile run. Man, that was one persistent wasp.

Make it a fiver and I'll come and do the washing-up.

I've just verified my age with a word-perfect rendition of the monologue from The A-Team's opening credits.

I was talking about ITV's News at Ten. Regardless of when individual stories broke, some are more important imho.

I'm delighted the Lionesses won and I'm saddened by the passing of Ozzy Osbourne - but there is something very wrong in our society when the national news leads with a football story first, the passing of a musician second, and the deliberate starvation of innocent children third.

Betty Swallocks, Ricky Sting.
Ricky Sting, Betty Swallocks.
🤝