Do blind cats get the zoomies?

Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris is the 2010s version of what Sandstorm was for the 2000s. That’s a big fucking compliment too.

Do we yawn in our sleep, or it is only an awake reflex?

Does anyone else hate stage manager? I keep that annoying shit turned off. You’ll never take my dock away from me!

What is it about the smell of Fruity Pebbles that instantly sends your brain through a wormhole to past memories? Anybody else? Hell I never even ate them as a kid.

Why are they always so upbeat and inspirational? Who loves their job/career so much they want to post about random accomplishments when they aren’t job searching. Go suck your own dick on OnlyFans like any other self respecting entrepreneur.

I think the biggest branding ‘Fuck You’ is X. Everywhere it’s referenced it’s always “X (formerly Twitter)” because everyone collectively has refused to entertain Elon’s nonsense. In one small way the world is healing.

I got the Boy Scout cookies. 😉

Why camera lens round but picture rectangle?

Just call me Glorilla; out here showing off my moose knuckle.

Taking an all day seminar/class and this is the quote I’m taking away from it. "The best you'll ever be is the skinniest kid at fat camp"

I’ve never tried to wear contacts, but just from how impossible it is for me to use eye drops or go underwater I know better than to even try jamming something in my eyes.

As an elder millennial, Slack is just AOL instant messenger with the possibility of sexual harassment for using a/s/l?

a man is making a funny face and saying `` excuse me ? '' ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` excuse me ? ''

Me to employee: How many boxes are there?
Employee: one for each letter of the alphabet; so 27.
Me:…

Just going to drop a meme I made riiiiight here.

If a funeral home burns down; that means those cremations were free, right?

I think the new term for orgy should be “potluck pussy”.

My moosenuckle is all clean and shiny now.

I go for the roll that’s been started on that’s on top. That way I can unroll it quietly.

Debate time. Our “janitress” at work stocks extra toilet paper on top of the holder for convenience everyday. Are you reaching for the roll on the holder or the roll on top?

I didn’t sleep at all last night and I left my lunch at home. 😑

What can I say, kids these days just don’t make good music anymore.

I understand that hospitals are constantly being expanded but dear lord do they have to always be a maze where everything is a mile away?

There are enough strong independent women in this arena right now that together they could overthrow the government. #theboyisminetour

Can we all at least admit that twitter was the best platform and it just hasn’t been the same since we split into Threads, Bluesky, etc. It’s like being a child of divorce. Elon really fucked us over.

Northeast Georgia

Have we ever seen Marina & the Diamonds and Charli XCX in the same place at the same time? Is this a Garth Brooks in a wig situation again?

If a bird crashes into the front door at work and dies it’s only a bad omen if you have to cross the body to get to work right? Like I was already here…

Let’s be real; the true crimes going on currently are Ticketmaster’s fees and Panera’s drink prices.

At what age does taking a shower count as a workout on my Apple Watch?