The @washingtonpost op-ed page on Friday, October 5, 2018

Here’s what really happened.

Trump Freaks Out After Nobel Peace Prize Form Asks If Applicant Ever Used Troops Against Own Citizens Trump argued that the Nobel application was treating him “very unfairly.”

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He is back to just the 37% of Americans that is his mindless MAGA cult base that will blindly follow him off a cliff no matter what he does..

Amy Sherald Cancels Her Smithsonian Show, Citing Censorship

Support you 100%, @amysherald Amy Sherald Cancels Her Smithsonian Show, Citing Censorship www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/a...

With you 1000% @rosie.com

Live Update: Trump and Musk Attack Each Other in Remarkable Break

Anyone surprised?
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell President Claudia Sheinbaum gave Donald J. Trump “full credit” for the name change.

🌮 🤣
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NPR Sues Trump Over Order to Cut Funding

Yes!!!
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/b...

Trump Intends to Cancel All Federal Funds Directed at Harvard

What a small and petty man he is. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...

Harvard Sues Trump Administration Over Move to Bar International Students

Bravo, Harvard. Hang in there. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/u...

Trump Claims Springsteen Not Born in USA “He’s not half as good a singer as Kid Rock," he added.

😂
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💯💯💯

Trump Administration Live Updates: Canada Is ‘Not for Sale,’ Its Leader Says. Trump Replies, ‘Never Say Never’

What a total embarrassment

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...

Trump 100 days: delusions of monarchy coupled with fundamental ineptitude Trump has wasted no time in trying to remake the US in his image – with results that are sweeping, vengeful and chaotic

Yup, fair summation: "delusions of monarchy coupled with fundamental ineptitude".
#tRump100days
💙💙💙
#Resisters

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Harvard Will Not Comply With a List of Trump Administration Demands Federal officials said Harvard must enact “merit-based reform” in hiring and admissions, among other things. Harvard called the demands unlawful.

Thank you, Harvard!
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/u...

The Conspiracy Theorist Advising Trump The chaos inside the White House national-security team persists.

Looney tunes
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For Trump, Biden Is an All-Purpose Target for Blame A central dictum in the Trump White House is that Joseph R. Biden Jr. is to blame for just about anything and everything.

What a loser
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/u...

Elon Musk Trapped Inside Self-locking Cybertruck The South African businessman frantically screamed to no avail.

I wish. open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Tesla Trade-Ins Are At An All-Time High JPMorgan analysts said this week they struggled to think of another time “a [car] brand has lost so much value so quickly."

Karma

www.huffpost.com/entry/tesla-...

Honestly just shut it down. This is embarrassing. It was a nice thing but it's done. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

Trump Administration Live Updates: Judge Orders Thousands of Federal Workers Reinstated

Yes!!!
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...

Is this the first time ever Spelling Bee has included an S? @nytgames.bsky.social #nytgames

I see tomorrow is Friday.

Is Friday going a tariff day, or a some-tariffs day, or a no-tariffs day?

Or will it be some other kind of day, like an annex-Greenland day, or a Hannibal-Lecter-wants-to-have-you-for-dinner day, or an Arnold-Palmer-size day, or something else?

I just can’t keep track.

Thank you Rep. Crockett

Disgusting.