As seen on Amazon.

There are 3 genders

"No, Mr. Democracy, I expect you to DIE." -Cheetofinger

Conspiracy theorists SUCK, don't they Melania? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everyone on Your Friends & Neighbors had AI plastic surgery this season 😁👍

Joke's on you. I don't have any friends.

Trump said he didn't know anything about Project 2025?

Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet

Dept. of Offense
🍺🤜💥🇺🇸🖕🍺🍺🍺

Elon: "Someone create a distraction while I kill Social Security."

Hegseth: "👍"

STFU, AI. You can't even draw a finger.

The world knows

I try not to be judgemental because the knowledge of our own death makes everyone desperate and crazy in their own way. However. There are some that have let their craziness evolve into an eternal holy war, backed by big oil on both sides. Religion and greed will kill us. How's everyone doing tonigh

It's like he died and they elected a rotting Pet Semetary version.

We are a garbage country now. America the Garbage.

R. Fucking K. Jr. for HHS, Jesus, Fuck Trump's America, you self-asphyxiating idiots.

We are no longer a super power with those idiots in charge. We are a stupid power. Putin must be thrilled.

Perfectly captured.

Real genocide vibe coming from the white house...

President Douchebag Diet Coke is at the wheel.

Red baseball cap with "Is he dead yet" embroidered on.

Ok, Mother Nature, he said margarine tastes like butter 🌩️⚡

I've always had great confidence in their ability to fail.

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It was the bestest MRI ever

Oh. Oh.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.

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Jeffrey who?

Genocide of the poor.

Surge. Is that a less evil way of saying "purge"?

"Surge"is a funny way to say "purge"

Alright! The troops came to Portland just in time to pick pumpkins and go through the maize maze. I hope they're enjoying their vacation.

#TrumpisStupid

Here they come to (war ravaged?) Portland, I knew it was a matter of time. He's really trying to look tough, isn't he? The President of War on America. 🤡🤡🤡

Where's Jeemy?

#jimmykimmelisback