happy Easter from this egg

Came home from seeing Sinners and immediately booked to go and see it a second time 🩸

contributing to my 401k in my 30s isn’t happening. i’m going to start learning bird calls. that is a better investment for my retirement years

What’s the German word for being really happy but also still full of an overwhelming anger and contempt you don’t know what to do with

“who amongst us” is the new “it me”

The face of a cat who’s poop managed to get under the doorframe and as such, all over the carpet in a lovely arc

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally

I’m not convinced it’s enough, only time (and the noise of everything crashing to the ground) will tell

Needs must when it comes to the new shed panels #StormEowyn

same, girl

Just checking in to say I’m watching Tenet and have no idea what’s going on, as I’m sure it was intended

Microsoft should give public libraries their basic suite of programmes for free, to use across their computers. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

a good PDF will have a computer gasping for air when you open it

Balking at the price of a Dyson airwrap. Is this what society has become

maximum fluff this morning

Nosfera2 - Vampire Boogaloo

On the left, a shrivelled, blackened lemon, fashioned into a pig, with cloves for eyes, toothpicks for legs, cut out ears and a paperclip for a tail, carrying a 10p piece in its mouth. The old pig was created at the start of 2024. On the right, a plump, vibrant, yellow LemonPig, ready for 2025. Yeah, I don't know either, but it's more fun than going to a party.

2024 #LemonPig says farewell. 2025 #LemonPig greets you all, this new year's eve.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year (heavily discounted mince pies and chocolate truffles in Tesco)

ill on holiday, womp womp

how it feels to do any christmas shopping at the moment tbh

mirror selfie wrapped 2024

this captcha I just had to deal with is sending me

Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.

The license plate being “CYBATWUK” makes me feel sick

I’ve just seen my first how to wrap a gift perfectly” video, so the festive season is truly upon us

My face whilst using the laugh emoji on Teams

“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”

piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well