This has been a hard month for all of us, but I'll keep saying it: being alive right now is the most punk rock thing you can do. Fuck all these people, you are here and you are alive and defiant and I love you. I spend most of my days rn grateful to be in good company of kind souls and shitposters

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Listen to me, do not have sex with someone that isn’t anything but grateful to have even been invited.
If someone makes you feel bad about yourself or your body- skedaddle on out of there.

‘Tat it on my ass cause I really like the pain. He nutted on my butt, I said I’m glad that you came.’ - Cardi B’s “Up”

‘I’m real I thought I told ya, I’ve really been on Oprah’ - J. Lo’s “Jenny from the Block”

I’m going to start a Lyrics that make me laugh Thread

A screenshot of an instagram post. It’s sponsored by Amazon as a promotion for prime day. It’s an advertisement for Altar Bread, a box of 1000

I’m not sure what the algorithm is trying to tell me with this one. Pack of 1000? About to go hand out Jesus’s flesh to everyone I come across

A reusable Del’s lemonade cup

Cup secured 🤗 happy 75th anniversary Del’s

Riding my car over every pothole so I can season my tires.

Joe!

Why are you, as a straight man, wearing more than two rings per hand?