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It's pretty dumb to see people still going after the bluesky team about yesterday's outage over them using AI for coding, when this had all the signs of a DDOS attack.

I also have HUGE concerns about the use of AI in society & software, but shouting at someone for the wrong reason persuades nobody.

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We all have days like this

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waiting for this post to escape containment and people thinking you're serious

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Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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Marines beat off Rangers and Special Forces to win sniper competition One shot, one kill

Guys, phrasing.

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The Lisan al-Gaib is weak on healthcare

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THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the pope, who prosecutes the offenders.

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CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.

CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.

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“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” might be the funniest thing he’s ever said

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NASA’s Orion spacecraft with Artemis II crewmembers NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, commander; Victor Glover, pilot; Christina Koch, mission specialist; and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, mission specialist aboard is seen as it lands in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California, Friday, April 10, 2026. NASA’s Artemis II mission took Wiseman, Glover, Koch, and Hansen on a 10-day journey around the Moon and back to Earth. Following a splashdown at, NASA, U.S. Navy, and U.S. Air Force teams are working to bring the crewmembers and Orion spacecraft aboard USS John P. Murtha.

NASA’s Orion spacecraft with Artemis II crewmembers NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, commander; Victor Glover, pilot; Christina Koch, mission specialist; and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, mission specialist aboard is seen as it lands in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California, Friday, April 10, 2026. NASA’s Artemis II mission took Wiseman, Glover, Koch, and Hansen on a 10-day journey around the Moon and back to Earth. Following a splashdown at, NASA, U.S. Navy, and U.S. Air Force teams are working to bring the crewmembers and Orion spacecraft aboard USS John P. Murtha.

Splashdown from NASA's flickr!

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losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

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This doesn't appear to include anything about Israel's part in this conflict - will they also stop bombing? I can't imagine peace holds if bombs are still flying

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i haven't a crafty bone in my body but someday i want to to make a cross-stitch sampler featuring SRB separation either from the shuttle or the SLS with the caption "you aren't falling apart, you're just undergoing stage separation"

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Yaoi hole logic

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So no mention of ground forces in spite of the leaks all day on it. Which means it’s more likely.

Still believe all of this is for show, the strikes today and the increase in forces tell the real story.

Back to waiting and watching.

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We are a diseased nation, placing bets on why the president is gonna mention during his speech.

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(also holy shit that Artemis launch was so fucking cool to watch)

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I think this is moreso because we've historically underfunded and yanked NASA's priorities around CONSTANTLY rather than SpaceX being impossibly brilliant, but the direct comparison just feels misleading IMO

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The Artemis launch today was huge but this comparison feels wrong. The SLS program started in 2011 (only shortly after SpaceX first launched the Falcon9) and Starship is intended to launch twice as much mass to LEO compared to SLS at a fraction of the cost.

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hell yeah

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i love the small print “because the regulators won’t let us :(“

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

A new contender for best headline

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the geert wilders "we hebben een serious probleem" tweet

the geert wilders "we hebben een serious probleem" tweet

geert wilders when he hears the blue shell coming

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What a beautiful way for a community to physically instantiate a story about itself that will long serve as an inspirational reminder to future generations of “who we are.”

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As one Gay, it would be real swell if we didn’t have major candidates for the party stopping just short of calling GOP folks closeted fags, it would be real cool if we didn’t go back to that time when those things were tossed around lightly for chump change imaginary internet points

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*sigh* reset the "Democrats use blatant homophobia to try to score political points" counter back to 0 again.

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This is just Nostalgia Politics by a different name. I have basically zero interest in anything that politically looks like this.

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Alex Ward
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At least 3 congressional Republicans—including chairs of House and Senate Armed Services—are hinting strongly that a ground operation in Iran is planned and could potentially be underway soon
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Senate Armed Services Chair Roger Wicker, asked about what Rogers said about not getting enough info on Iran, says: “Let me put it this way: I can see why he might have said that.” x.com/connorobriennh…
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Alex Ward @alexbward At least 3 congressional Republicans—including chairs of House and Senate Armed Services—are hinting strongly that a ground operation in Iran is planned and could potentially be underway soon Quote Connor O'Brien @connorobrienNH · 2h Senate Armed Services Chair Roger Wicker, asked about what Rogers said about not getting enough info on Iran, says: “Let me put it this way: I can see why he might have said that.” x.com/connorobriennh… 3:35 PM · Mar 25, 2026 · 467.6K Views

UH
[alex ward is the national security reporter at WSJ]

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