Listening to a complete album to reset my nervous system

To make matters worse, I have a hemmie

I cried a lot today but I still look hot and that’s all that matters

We should be able to send people hot dogs instead of drinks at a bar

We shouldn’t be fighting for oil we should be fighting for the sun

I condensed what happened for bsky, there’s more to it

I like this idea

I was so high I thought happy Gilmore 2 was funny so you know I wasn’t in a good place

I will leave the thou bc it’s funny

Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)

lol stop being so funny and sweet

Ohhh noooo. My gf is so hot people want to pay to fuck her! My life is ruineddddd.

Lmfao I think this is basically where it’s at

Good idea

Me too honestly

Being alive is like wtf?

This was honestly probably the case 🤣

If I were a weird pervert I'd start my unsolicited DM with "So cranking hog or hogly cranking?"

I love you both

I like posting here bc none of my ex bfs can stalk me

Same I’m like “wow he’s so nice… but just wait”

Like he fucked up my insides

He was literally like “what?” And then I had to repeat it

Aww I love that for you 💕💕💕

Two of my coworkers checked in on me since my spiral last weekend and I’m feeling pretty loved 🙏🏼

Aight man.

Mom, I wanna be a travel agent

It was therapeutic for me at one point now it feels like I have to give other people time and attention to make them feel better when I’m the one hurting

Here’s a list of the 50 things I’m doing, random person trying to make conversation