None of the above, dumbass

My Uber is here

picture of a silver Toyota Camry with the Ohio license plate “TWINS69”, spotted on my way to work this morning

CUSTOMER: FAN OF THE 1969 MINNESOTA TWINS

OHIO BMV: 69 = SEXUAL REFERENCE, NO 1969 ON RECORD

VERDICT: APPROVED

rear end of a white Land Rover LR4 with a backwards American flag decal on the left rear quarter panel, a roof access ladder on the back, a rear window wrap of a photo of many colorful teddy bears on the dashboard of this very car and “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME” on the rear bumper

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME @assbeaters.bsky.social

I know who Selena is. I also have no clue why she’s depicted as a mermaid.

A Chevy pickup tailgate with the singer Selena painted as a mermaid above the words Corpus Christie, Tx

A very narrow orange car in traffic

BOAT Motor SWAP in a CAR! Watch this playlist : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4itA1dSjA&list=PLTjoP4C86-13veE9Cxa-x2DL4cdDpfN9t&index=1&ab_channel=LifeOD

Here’s the source.

A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood

A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood

A fake Tesla cybertruck

cybertronk

A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos

A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos

Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes

Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes

Grimace texts that no one is home.

You:

A trike that looks like a cheeseburger

Hot damn

Not sure how to alt text this, but if someone death proofed the Griswold’s family trickster and parked it in front of a “no parking anytime” then that’s what this is.

@assbeaters.bsky.social

Therapist: The "uwu" car is not real and it cannot hurt you

The "uwu" car:

not true

A big rig with a custom painted rear that shows Jesus holding the big rig in the picture

Truck with truck nuts and a back windshield that says Real men don’t pee, they piss

A tailgate with a picture of Trump and Biden kissing that says Can’t we all just get along