My daughter went as an angel so naturally the pug went as devil

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The literal shit I have to deal with sometimes.

This headache can fuck right off.

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Clementine: what do you call a house that’s green and has windows?

Me: a greenhouse?!

Clem: Dadddddddddddddd!

I was devastated Larry, couldn’t comprehend it. 😔

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Nothin makes my day like my daughter shitting her pants 4 times in a row because of a Roblox game…

Can I get a link to the $20 grills?

We’re cooked either way may as well go out in a blaze of glory for under $20!

Spent a majority of my night in the kitchen with Charlie helping her bake a cake tonight! Enjoyed it very much.

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Here I was just thinking they were off fuckin’

Stunning as always Cheebs 🤣

ASPR COVID-19 Testing NAVIGATION

FYI

Trump is shutting down at midnight tonight the federal website for ordering free COVID tests (four per order).

I just ordered four—can’t be easier.

Last call.
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Don’t give that moron any ideas Cheebs!

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Which asshat decided we couldn’t just have a monopolized healthcare patient portal where everything historically medical related for an individual would be sent?! Joining & logging into six different patient portals is such a pain.

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What a fun movie #Companion

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Planes,

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Me eveytime Eleanor chooses to walk to the opposite side I’m holding her leash:

1st rule of fight club is you tell everyone about the great smelling soap… or something like that.

Picked this up from @msteamkk.bsky.social ‘s Etsy store, excited to check it out. She’s got lots of great stuff over here: www.etsy.com/shop/MsSuds

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Im done with corn tortilla chips/shells. Never fail to cut the inside of my mouth chomping down on either.

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There’s dogshit on the floor in my house but I’m the only one who noticed all day

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live over at twitch.tv/sixoheightam playing marvel rivals

🐶SUBATHON FOR THE PUPPIES🐶

And so it begins!

Every sub or gifted is an entry for emblem raffles!

30 subs away from you choosing my onesie for stream!

twitch.tv/tiddly

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Just took down all the outdoor Christmas decor solo, AMA.

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Everytime Seahawks