hey how we doin over here

Been off twt all day except to read some Rick Westhead coverage

Me and Baby have been tearing it up

I'll never get to read The Prospects by KT Hoffman for the first time ever again 😭

I'm only reading physical books this year except for a few releases I'd been waiting a long time for, and I am just now running into the issue of a book I've been waiting for being a KU exclusive and I don't want to buy books on amazon anymore 😭

I think about this all the time. I love when people are the villain in their own narrative with no self-awareness

I still can't believe Jason Robert Brown wrote a musical about his own failed marriage, so accurate his ex-wife sued him. And the musical is supposed to say "aren't both parties equally bad?" but instead the overwhelming consensus is that he, singularly, is truly awful

they should make a country that doesn’t hate you and want you to die

She was whining about having to have HER performance eval

Me: [grandboss] will probably tell you you were too hard on yourself. I'd prefer a boss to say are "are you okay? Do you know you're good at your job" than to say "wow you—"

Both of Us: "have really oversold yourself"

Literally just busted out laughing cos we said the exact same sentence at the same time

I have been so lucky that like 3 out of my last 5 bosses have been amazing and we vibed so well and are still friends

And the two other bosses weren't bad, I just didn't have time to get buddy-buddy with them

And me and my current boss are ALSO vibing so well

The old container has been on the dishrack while I figured out what to do with it.

I stuck my face in it and it no longer smells

The lid does, but I hadn't given that the same level of wash when it seemed the container was a lost cause

Baby's first lemongrass chicken bao 🥹

Just randomly remembered this thing that happened to me in 2019:

"I'm here to pick up a check. Yeah trees!"
"...okay...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!"
"I'm sorry...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!" *points to shirt that says "YEAH TREES*
"Ohhh. Okay! Your check is over there!"

It's so good. I had done MOST of it in 2023, but had a few chests to collect and send Stella to the Everdoor 😭

I finished spiritfarer 🫡

Will start a replay tomorrow

A picture of Gritty i took of him waving to me to at a Flyers game

The only orange menace I respect

🫂

This is kinda like when my mom died and I just got out of the groove and finding the right time to jump back in felt really hard

I dream of a day when I can interact with hockey and all my fav accounts the way I did in 2023 😭

I'm losing recipes

plastic retains smells so aggressively, I think it's just cooked and I gotta figure out a different way to use it

the new dry food container is hella cute though and i made a new label for it with my label maker

they don't sell doc's dry food in 3lb bags anymore so i had to buy a 5lb bag and also a new container and i was like oh maybe i can repurpose the old dry food container into a container for oatmeal, but i washed this plastic container like 3x and it still smells like cat food

Sksks my boss was considering taking it out of the office just to save everyone the pain of looking at it anymore.

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

I wish we had a coffee gremlin who didn't care lmao

This is the worst coffee I've ever had

The box is still like 90% full. I think every coffee drinker in the office tried it once and never again

Boss bought some kirkland brand kcups in December for the office keurig and was like "oh my god this coffee is horrific" and today I was like "how bad could it be"

2 creams and 3 sugars and this coffee is still well and truly fucking vile

It's like not even the right color

This is true 😤

Let my kid hold a box of mac and cheese in the grocery store.

Now it's their emotional support mac and cheese and I'm nursing with a box of fucking mac and cheese resting on me

I've been so anxious the past couple days 😭