I'll look for one

Man, we doing a lap around the moon right now

Imagine lying in wait to post tripe like that

need one of the astronauts to return from the darker side of the moon wearing a bowser costume

"Crater testing"

Just sliding a sheet of moon paper between Earff and Not Earff

Realizing that some of my inexplicable sadness about the Artemis II stuff is that it feels like a trans-dimensional communication from an America that took a different path and chose joy instead of fear and hate.

We can, and should, rebel against the absolute fucking small-minded losers in charge of our government.

We should drag them into the streets and parade them around as the small-minded power-hungry losers they are.

Perhaps we can send them for a trip around the moon in a de-pressurized capsule.

We mean nothing, but a fraction of a mote of dust in the grand scheme of things

a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us ! ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !

"the Earth is so bright in Window 4 that they've had to cover it with a t-shirt"

I thought that was only visible from Kentucky

Upgraded from Grampa to Uncle

"The toilet is no-go for use" are words you never wanna hear

I think it's Reid Weisman talking right now... he sounds like a Jerry Jones doppelganger.

DROP IT, LIBTARD

Why so deep

That's pretty cool. I like that the attack starts at an expected value rather than zero.

"The crew is requesting some attitude changes to the spacecraft" making it sound like Integrity is a 7-year-old that doesn't wanna clean his room

So is this like xA over expected?

(April 6, 2026) In this fully illuminated view of the Moon, the near side (the hemisphere we see from Earth), is visible on the right. It is identifiable by the dark splotches that cover its surface. These are ancient lava flows from a time early in the Moon’s history when it was volcanically active. The large crater west of the lava flows is Orientale basin, a nearly 600-mile-wide crater that straddles the Moon’s near and far sides. Orientale's left half is not visible from Earth, but in this image we have a full view of the crater. Everything to the left of the crater is the far side, the hemisphere we don’t get to see from Earth because the Moon rotates on its axis at the same rate that it orbits round us. Image Credit: NASA

👨‍🚀 The #Artemis II crew are now further from home than any humans ever, and European engines brought them there 🚀.
🌍 The record of 400 171 km was previously held by the Apollo 13 mission 🌕.

Mindblowingly awesome. Go science.

Jerry is drunk-dialing an escort service

Times BST/CEST: 18:00/19:00 - NASA coverage begins 18:56/19:56 - Crew surpasses Apollo 13 distance record 19:45/20:45 - Lunar observation period begins 23:44/00:44 - Loss of communications (behind Moon) 00:02/01:02 - 7 April, closest approach to the Moon 00:05/01:05 - 7 April, max. distance from Earth 01:35/02:35 - 7 April, eclipse period begins 02:20/03:20 - 7 April, lunar observation period ends

✅#Artemis II update: 6 April, lunar flyby day!

See nasa.gov/ways-to-watch/ @exploration.esa.int

Augusta National is a fake Southern wonderland inspired by trench warfare Spencer Hall went to Augusta National, the world’s best imitation of a real place

good news, the fascinating and cutting piece @edsbs.bsky.social wrote about the Masters is still up: www.sbnation.com/golf/2015/4/...

Get well soon, Chris!

God Save the QB

Drinking a ton, I've heard

Jesus Shreds

Shit, today is Peepsgiving

"one Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead" still pops in my head randomly 4 decades later