Dude, I can't even walk properly.

Dear diary,
Four days have passed since my first leg day in two months. Although it is still with great effort, I can now successfully sit down on the toilet without screaming.

It's funny how my AVG anti-virus app has a "Privacy Advisor" telling me how companies like Facebook are tracking me. Meanwhile DuckDuckGo stopped 3k+ tracking attempts from their app.

So the orange skid mark is now shouting "Save TikTok" when it was his idea to close it down in the first place. You just can't make this shit up...