it’s ok to watch 7 episodes of the comeback during work

4 new shirts
3 new pairs of shoes
2 new pants
1 changed life

a second practical magic has

haven’t seen a single edit or even post about euphoria episode 2

Pulling up in @bitterjurors.com merch on a Sunday morning.

Buff = Balboa (Pearl Islands merge)

#Survivor

eggs and cheese on a gyro with ranch and hot sauce 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

“that scene didn’t sit right with me” as if that wasn’t the point of the scene

a daily practice could save me

anyway

just saw someone put their mouth under the automatic water bottle refill

overheard conversation

gay guy: “i bet her next boyfriend is gonna be ugly”

girl: “i was just about to say that”

can someone please style me i just want to look normal

well what goes on at fruity island? @bitterjurors.com

we dropped our #survivor50 episode 8 recap with Sophi Balerdi EARLY!!! you’re welcome 🙂‍↕️

out now in the bitter jurors podcast feed!

I was born at the exact right time bc I love watching the season finale of the Pitt and then listening to a new Olivia Rodrigo song

yupppp

should i get pizza or a burrito on the way home

actually gonna log off til i can watch the pitt 🫥‼️💯❤️🙊🤩🫰🏻🙋🏻‍♂️😍😭🤯👀🙏🏻😅🤘🏻

me browsing the bitter jurors itunes page:

reading 5 star reviews of something you hate >>>

we are in the middle of brooklyn we don’t need no more heat baby

what happened to horse hoof cleaning videos

education omg

libraries roads parks mail… that’s the good stuff

i love higher taxes tbh like i love a good public service

brita FILLED smoothie PULSED cold BREWED french PRESSED soda STREAMED

liquids RESET

we record TONIGHT with Sophi B

submit questions below ⬇️⬇️⬇️

watched someone delete instagram td. witnessed someone’s whole moment

had to ask someone not to VAPE in the sauna tonight. new one!

common people have mastered the improv concepts of "yes and" and "committing to the bit"

now everyone needs to learn when to "edit"

cut that shit out

i miss forums