He was our opening dark match last Wednesday. The crowd went nuts for him!

You rang?

I know you saw a lot of the same posts I did. I spent so much time utterly confused by what I was reading but weirdly adamant about not finding context. So Marina summed it up for me perfectly!

That's great! I love it!

I'm going to be honest with you. A good 65% of the population of the Pacific Northwest looks very much like this with only minor deviations. Ok, that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but now I really want to come up with a back story.

Orange tabby and grey tabby looking at the camera while standing atop a cardboard scratch pad

My kitties keep me from becoming a lead story on the news.

No excuses. Good to know.

Would anyone attribute any particular fuck ups to Ambien Zombie mode or is that just an airplane thing?

Steven Borden at MLP wrestling

Holy crap, he's pretty.

#TheSonDoesntFallFarFromTheIcon
#wrestlesky

The scene between Amanda Plummer, Tim Roth, and Samuel L. Jackson in the diner is such an underrated moment.

The investigation was kind of fun, though. My search history has a lot of questions for me now. "Winnipeg Sunshine Boy? Really?" 😂

There was a guy in Everett who took your gimmick! You might have seen him during the broadcast. He was in the front row, camera side.

Ha!

If you DO actually look for Winnipeg Sunshine Boy, Kenny does pop up...but it's starting to weird me out a little😂

I agree. Even if I squint really hard I cannot tell if it actually is Kenny! 😂

Oh yikes. Try to stay hydrated!

People absolutely love to have opinions about things they know nothing about. It's maddening.

Scrolling around, one tends to trip over more than enough makeup tutorials. But...come the fuck on...you're not fooling anybody when you *start* with a face full of makeup. If you're not starting looking like a reanimated corpse, you're not selling me on anything.

2009 article and photo of Kenny Omega.

This is from 2009, so...maybe?

Deep breaths...it's ok. We'll recover from this! 😂😂😂

I'm confused but kind of invested??? What a what to the what now?

Just...uh...just gonna leave this right here with a gentle pat on the head.

#wrestlesky

Oh god...don't wander over to #wrestlesky with this one. Although it's frighteningly apt.

Is this Mary Morgan person real or just a contrived persona that engages in rage bait for a dopamine fix? Either way...therapy. JFC.

Stock photo of dark haired guy in glasses

Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters 2 wearing magnifying glasses

What guys who wear the pervert glasses think they'll look like versus what they'll actually look like...I take that back, they can only HOPE to look as good as Sigourney Weaver looks in these.

That is exactly what I was thinking of when I posted it! 😂

Look, if it's only coming out of one end, take it as a win.

I'm sorry you're feeling crappy. Hopefully you can get some good rest and come back strong tomorrow.

Don't forget the overly misogynistic promos that happened for a minute. Those sucked.

Fighting to prove who is the best kind of fan is like fighting to prove which is wetter: coffee or tea.

Just stop. This is ridiculous now.