They paywalled the mini????? In this economy???? With no warning?

Lego Hibiscus set coming August 1st… or right now at my local Target 👀

Getting the partial credit I demand, but at the cost of my humiliating sibling contact photo being exposed. Fair trade off I suppose 💀

This relatable hot take was born out of a conversation with me, so in stereotypical younger sibling style I would like to insist on receiving partial credit

(getting a good grade in internet, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve)

Honestly I’ve never been disappointed to see Billie Piper in my life until that moment 😬🫠

Doodle of an orange cat driving a little red and yellow toy car.

Get in, losers

The ability to defend his actions beyond “but I love her 🥺” is, dare I say, the whole fucking point. The entire plot of TLOU2 was that everyone has their own legitimate reasons to commit the acts of violence they do, but those reasons do not excuse them from the consequences of their actions.

It just doesn’t make sense to me why they would erase the part of Joel’s motivation where he has genuine, objectively valid, doubts that a cure would be possible, and is scared that Ellie would die as nothing more than a failed science experiment. It’s a HUGE part of any defense for his actions.

Overall I am still enjoying S2 of TLOU, but also, I will never forgive them for having Joel nod when Ellie asked if they could make a cure??? You cannot tell me that scene would have been any less compelling if he had said “I don’t know” instead.

Another?? Good episode of Doctor Who??? Who knows what the fuck was going on behind the scenes last season but RTD is nailing this one.

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

New doctor who episode was?? Good?? All the way through?? Just the right amount of silly and campy??

Honestly don’t know how to act.

A gentle rain & a purring cat have got to be the two best sounds in the known universe

KIRBY MOTHER FUCKING AIR RIDE TWO !!!!!!!!

Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

Sent a packing list I made for an upcoming trip to @kgrayson.com out of the goodness of my heart, and she has literally done nothing but roast it ever since

Is this cringe? Yeah absolutely. Am I having a miserable week, and am I clinging to every win? Also incredibly yes.

Lavender cold foam is back, I forgive them 🙂 I have literally been thinking about this cold foam for a full calendar year, I am about to shed tears of joy as I take a sip

Starbucks discontinuing the white hot chocolate AND the chai frap??? In the midst of the horrors?? A personal attack 😭

This is the cold open to an episode of Bones

They’re doing a Mr Peanut and everyone is just??? Playing along???

The way brands are engaging with the fucking Duolingo bird death is giving me an insane amount of secondhand embarrassment

I, for one, like to just pretend boomers mean it in the slang way and are just offering up a warning that they’re going to say some insane shit

New generational indicator: how you use the phrase “out of pocket”

Finding different ways to not say “Super Bowl” every year is every marketer’s favorite hobby. Second favorite is finding ways to not say “Olympics” 🥲

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One of the best parts of Bluesky is that my feed is not filled to the brim with The Worst News You’ve Ever Seen

lmfao

Releasing your full Super Bowl spot ahead of time is actually one of the lamest things you can do as an advertiser. Where is the mystery??? The intrigue??