Can you see me? Wearing a black tee shirt with the NINJA BORG logo.
A spare NINJA BORG tee shirt in cool blue color, hidden in the bough of a fir tree.
Received my stealthy 🥷 attire. Shop smart, shop @ninjaborg.com
#NinjaBorg #ninja
Email should be operational again. Not that we ever hear from any of you lot. Sigh.
The NINJA BORG email address is currently offline while we do some backend technical bullshit. Might be down for a couple days since it is Friday
Come play BEEFY SHOTGUN WIZARDS or NINJA BORG (with one of the sensei)
Map of the PAX EAST hall showing the location of the IPR booth and a mockup of the NINJA BORG book. We completely stole this from the Afterthought Committee / Reilly Qyote and just slapped our book over their book in the upper right corner. One because it’s a nice fucken map; two, we are ninjas and we do sneaky shit like this; and three, we are kinda lazy.
Flip out. Chop heads. Pop like 12109 boners. Coincidentally Booth 12109 is where @ipr.bsky.social and Pandemonium Books and Games are living la vida loca with NINJA BORG, the greatest TTRPG ever!
And we totally stole this sweet map from @gendershrug.bsky.social (find E.V.I.L. at the booth too)
All about the buttons and apparel over at Five-Finger Death Cock
Announcing Beefy Shotgun Wizards, the game where you're out of spells but never out of shells. Designed & written by @dungeonsnhammers.bsky.social with art by @danielharila.bsky.social, you'd be a fool (or possibly a pirate) to not follow the prelaunch, live now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ham...
We love a good cake over here in the dojo
Good thing this isn’t like Highlander where there can only be one
It's Bandcamp Friday, go buy some Bong Coffin tunes:
bongcoffin.bandcamp.com
#bandcampfriday #music #metal
Detail of masked ninja from character sheet of NINJA BORG RPG, with stat areas on his shoulder and forehead for Hubris points and Kill Count.
Sam Altman and Marc Andreessen can frolic in my pickle water.
The world they’re imagining sucks.
Instead come with me to Budokan in 1978, where two ninjas have to hop out of a time machine and slaughter Cheap Trick.
I played @ninjaborg.com with the creators and recorded it. Link's down there 👇
Part of FIRST EXPANSION includes this amazing mission that you can listen to three of us play through www.breakupgamingsociety.com/blog/ninja-b...
You're as demented as we are
The senseis are legit motherfuckers, motherfucker.
Imagine how Louise felt when she was young
Closing in on the first 100 follows… raise your fist in glory and defiance! Join Five-Finger Death Cock Clan!
We thought you already were. Did you… did you lie to us?
FIRST EXPANSION adds a bunch of new-old shit like more weapons and swag, a bunch of new-new shit like day jobs and lairs. New douchebags like the AI Tech Bro and ICE Agent. New allies like William Tecumseh Sherman. New missions. So much new, it's packed full! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
Considering your love of office romance, you should understand this then: you’re fired
NINJAS ASSEMBLE! Get your ninja pants on and rock the fuck out with FIRST EXPANSION! Legendary guitars, ninja lairs, new douchebags, new missions, maybe even more cool shit! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
You know what cool ninjas do after downloading things from a bundle? That rate those things FIVE stars, that's what they do.
Did we mention NINJA BORG is in this bundle? Get the full core rules with intro mission (good for multiple sessions), three other missions, a reference sheet, and form-fillable ninja sheet with drop down weapons! Fuck yeah!
Karate chop those ICE fuckers AND get the full core edition of NINJA BORG along with over 1400 other games for $10? Sign the fuck up now!
Sounds perfect for rolling BUTT after a failed NFT-BRO
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NINJA BORG all up in that bundle. #fuckice
NINJA BORG is just one of the 1439 things you can get when you tell DHS to go fuck themselves in this rad bundle. itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
Hopefully it was one of those new piss filled ones
