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get your war on 30 - #3 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/14/war30-3/ 1: You know, I remember when I was worried the war in Iraq would distract us from rebuilding Afghanistan. (Thank God I was wrong about that!) 2: Today I literally asked myself, "Are we gonna get distracted from rebuilding Iraq because of our mission to Mars?" Now, what the hell kind of president brings about a state of affairs where his citizens have to ask that question? 3: MY president!!!

get your war on 30 - #3 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/14/war30-3/ 1: You know, I remember when I was worried the war in Iraq would distract us from rebuilding Afghanistan. (Thank God I was wrong about that!) 2: Today I literally asked myself, "Are we gonna get distracted from rebuilding Iraq because of our mission to Mars?" Now, what the hell kind of president brings about a state of affairs where his citizens have to ask that question? 3: MY president!!!

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get your war on 30 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/14/war30-2/ 1: Wait a minute... how are we gonna get to Mars? 2: Check it out-we're gonna build a base on the moon! Then we'll literally FLY TO MARS!!! In space! 3: And we all have to wear purple hats and everyone gets a free basketball!!! President Bush is making me giddy!

get your war on 30 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/14/war30-2/ 1: Wait a minute... how are we gonna get to Mars? 2: Check it out-we're gonna build a base on the moon! Then we'll literally FLY TO MARS!!! In space! 3: And we all have to wear purple hats and everyone gets a free basketball!!! President Bush is making me giddy!

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get your war on 30 - #1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/14/war30-1/ 1: Guess where I'm going? I'm going to Mars! Please don't ask me why... I'm confused. 2: Ooh, I wanna come! Who are we fighting on Mars? Wait, lemme guess-TERRORISTS. 3: No, this isn't about fighting terrorists! This is about pulling together as a nation and reaching for the stars and DOING THE DUMBEST GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD. Where's my Martian flag pin?

get your war on 30 - #1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/14/war30-1/ 1: Guess where I'm going? I'm going to Mars! Please don't ask me why... I'm confused. 2: Ooh, I wanna come! Who are we fighting on Mars? Wait, lemme guess-TERRORISTS. 3: No, this isn't about fighting terrorists! This is about pulling together as a nation and reaching for the stars and DOING THE DUMBEST GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD. Where's my Martian flag pin?

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get your war on 29 - #1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/14/war29-4/ 1: Guess where I'm going? I'm going to Afghanistan to register voters for their new democracy that we gave them! 2: Ooh, I wanna come! You'll only be registering voters in Kabul in broad daylight, right? 3: No, man! You gotta register everyone! I'm going into the rural provinces! I'm bringing my Walkman. 4: Oh. Then can I have your fax machine? Because you will not be coming back.

get your war on 29 - #1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/14/war29-4/ 1: Guess where I'm going? I'm going to Afghanistan to register voters for their new democracy that we gave them! 2: Ooh, I wanna come! You'll only be registering voters in Kabul in broad daylight, right? 3: No, man! You gotta register everyone! I'm going into the rural provinces! I'm bringing my Walkman. 4: Oh. Then can I have your fax machine? Because you will not be coming back.

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get your war on 29 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/23/war29-3/ 1: Hey Afghanistan! When is you loya jirga gonna lure a soiled joyous royal jury's Hoya holy-roller lawyer to join an oily Goya burger's urge? 2: Hey Iraq! When are Haliburton's burned hallowed hurtin' ballads the allergic salad's courage for hurlin' a churlish Turkman's turban's solid pallid curtain for certain? 3: Hey George Bush! You should fire Donald Rumsfeld, goddammit! Ahh... that one is always fun to say.

get your war on 29 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/23/war29-3/ 1: Hey Afghanistan! When is you loya jirga gonna lure a soiled joyous royal jury's Hoya holy-roller lawyer to join an oily Goya burger's urge? 2: Hey Iraq! When are Haliburton's burned hallowed hurtin' ballads the allergic salad's courage for hurlin' a churlish Turkman's turban's solid pallid curtain for certain? 3: Hey George Bush! You should fire Donald Rumsfeld, goddammit! Ahh... that one is always fun to say.

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get your war on 29 - #3 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/31/war29-2/ 1: How's the totally boring constitutional process coming along in Afghanistan? Are there some nice people involved? 2: Well, Hamid Karzai's clothes are nice. So aren't the WARLORDS we've been cutting deals with! 3: Ooh! I bet those warlords have visions of sugar-plums dancing in their heads right now!

get your war on 29 - #3 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/31/war29-2/ 1: How's the totally boring constitutional process coming along in Afghanistan? Are there some nice people involved? 2: Well, Hamid Karzai's clothes are nice. So aren't the WARLORDS we've been cutting deals with! 3: Ooh! I bet those warlords have visions of sugar-plums dancing in their heads right now!

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get your war on 29 - #4 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/07/war29-1/ 1: Hooray! I like it when my tax dollars are capturing dictators instead of supporting them. 2: Yeah... we should frame those tax dollars. 3: Hey, lemme ask you: What's your opinion on switching horses in midstre- 4: Wait a minute... Why are we in the office on a Sunday?

get your war on 29 - #4 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/01/07/war29-1/ 1: Hooray! I like it when my tax dollars are capturing dictators instead of supporting them. 2: Yeah... we should frame those tax dollars. 3: Hey, lemme ask you: What's your opinion on switching horses in midstre- 4: Wait a minute... Why are we in the office on a Sunday?

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get your war on 28 - #10 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-10/ 1: I was worried about the situation in Iraq-until good ol' Heavy Dose of Fear and Violence showed up! 2: Do they think the dose will be heavy enough? 3: Umm... next year's budget for the dose is over 400 billion dollars. It should be plenty heavy. 4: Wouldn't it be cool if people could hear a language but not speak it?

get your war on 28 - #10 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-10/ 1: I was worried about the situation in Iraq-until good ol' Heavy Dose of Fear and Violence showed up! 2: Do they think the dose will be heavy enough? 3: Umm... next year's budget for the dose is over 400 billion dollars. It should be plenty heavy. 4: Wouldn't it be cool if people could hear a language but not speak it?

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get your war on 28 - #9 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-9/ 1: I resented you until you hit me with that heavy dose of fear and violence! That was TOUGH!!! 2: I have a few more doses in my medicine cabinet, just in case. 3: Seriously, I think you're starting to convince me you are here to help. 4: Good. Because I'm going to build a military base on your lawn.

get your war on 28 - #9 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-9/ 1: I resented you until you hit me with that heavy dose of fear and violence! That was TOUGH!!! 2: I have a few more doses in my medicine cabinet, just in case. 3: Seriously, I think you're starting to convince me you are here to help. 4: Good. Because I'm going to build a military base on your lawn.

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get your war on 28 - #8 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-8/ 1: With a heavy dose of fear and violence, I think I can get you those planning reports by the end of the day! 2: Great! Will you need a lot of money for projects? 3: No, the heavy dose of fear and violence should be enough! 4: Thank God that's the only language he understands!

get your war on 28 - #8 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-8/ 1: With a heavy dose of fear and violence, I think I can get you those planning reports by the end of the day! 2: Great! Will you need a lot of money for projects? 3: No, the heavy dose of fear and violence should be enough! 4: Thank God that's the only language he understands!

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get your war on 28 - #7 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-7/ 1: You know the good thing about military guys? They don't bullshit. They say what they mean. 2: Like Lieutenant Colonel Nathan Sassaman, talking about Iraqi civilians: "With a heavy dose of fear and violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these people that we are here to help them." 3: Oh, you "think" we can convince 'em huh? You got a fuckin' heavy dose of fear and violence and you can't do better than "think"??? WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DON'T CONVINCE 'EM? What the fuck kind of heavy dose do we use then?

get your war on 28 - #7 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-7/ 1: You know the good thing about military guys? They don't bullshit. They say what they mean. 2: Like Lieutenant Colonel Nathan Sassaman, talking about Iraqi civilians: "With a heavy dose of fear and violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these people that we are here to help them." 3: Oh, you "think" we can convince 'em huh? You got a fuckin' heavy dose of fear and violence and you can't do better than "think"??? WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DON'T CONVINCE 'EM? What the fuck kind of heavy dose do we use then?

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get your war on 28 - #6 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-6/ 1: Fuck! FUCK!!! Motherfuckin' fuckers fucking up every fuckin' thing they can get their fuckin' hands on! Fuckin' FUCKITY FUCK!!! 2: Whew... that's better

get your war on 28 - #6 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-6/ 1: Fuck! FUCK!!! Motherfuckin' fuckers fucking up every fuckin' thing they can get their fuckin' hands on! Fuckin' FUCKITY FUCK!!! 2: Whew... that's better

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get your war on 28 - #5 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-5/ 1: Don't you think Kerry should speak like an adult and not use bad language? There's too much ugliness in politics. 2: Oh, I love that! What's gonna happen-we all use too much profanity and the "national discourse" becomes so debased that we actually launch a war in the Middle East under false pretense, in defiance of international law, without knowing how to manage its aftermath? 3: Wait... that sounds familiar. Were dead bodies involved?

get your war on 28 - #5 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-5/ 1: Don't you think Kerry should speak like an adult and not use bad language? There's too much ugliness in politics. 2: Oh, I love that! What's gonna happen-we all use too much profanity and the "national discourse" becomes so debased that we actually launch a war in the Middle East under false pretense, in defiance of international law, without knowing how to manage its aftermath? 3: Wait... that sounds familiar. Were dead bodies involved?

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get your war on 28 - #4 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-4/ 1: What, everybody has to talk like they're a f---ing Council on Foreign Relations editorial? THAT'S BULL----! 2: You can criticize Bush, but make sure the language you use is so f---ing tepid and convoluted nobody can tell that he actually did one of the most f---ed up and crazy things in the history of the US presidency. 3: Your hotheadedness is making it hard for me to enjoy this brie, goddammit.

get your war on 28 - #4 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-4/ 1: What, everybody has to talk like they're a f---ing Council on Foreign Relations editorial? THAT'S BULL----! 2: You can criticize Bush, but make sure the language you use is so f---ing tepid and convoluted nobody can tell that he actually did one of the most f---ed up and crazy things in the history of the US presidency. 3: Your hotheadedness is making it hard for me to enjoy this brie, goddammit.

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get your war on 28 - #3 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-3/ 1: Actually, why do they even f---ing care what John Kerry said in his interview? HE VOTED FOR THE F---ING WAR! WHAT THE F--- ELSE DO YOU WANT? 2: What, he's gotta get down on his knees and lick George W. Bush's fake f---ing flight helmet? He's gotta pretend that Bush didn't f--- up the situation in Iraq? 3: He should have said, "The Bush administration has exercised a troubling reluctance to seek genuine international support before manifesting its doctrine of preventative self-defense." Hear how smart that sounds?

get your war on 28 - #3 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-3/ 1: Actually, why do they even f---ing care what John Kerry said in his interview? HE VOTED FOR THE F---ING WAR! WHAT THE F--- ELSE DO YOU WANT? 2: What, he's gotta get down on his knees and lick George W. Bush's fake f---ing flight helmet? He's gotta pretend that Bush didn't f--- up the situation in Iraq? 3: He should have said, "The Bush administration has exercised a troubling reluctance to seek genuine international support before manifesting its doctrine of preventative self-defense." Hear how smart that sounds?

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get your war on 28 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-2/ 1: And of course that f---er Andy Card says he's "very disappointed Kerry would use that kind of language." GIVE ME A F---ING BREAK!!! 2: Who elected Andy Card head schoolmarm of the United States? Hey, Andy Card-you wanna do something that's actually f---ing useful? Ask your f---ing boss to fix the tremendous f---up he's created in Iraq by f---ing firing that insane motherf---er Donald Rumsfeld! 3: Donald Rumsfeld. Now there's someone who doesn't have a limited vocabulary.

get your war on 28 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-2/ 1: And of course that f---er Andy Card says he's "very disappointed Kerry would use that kind of language." GIVE ME A F---ING BREAK!!! 2: Who elected Andy Card head schoolmarm of the United States? Hey, Andy Card-you wanna do something that's actually f---ing useful? Ask your f---ing boss to fix the tremendous f---up he's created in Iraq by f---ing firing that insane motherf---er Donald Rumsfeld! 3: Donald Rumsfeld. Now there's someone who doesn't have a limited vocabulary.

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get your war on 28 - #1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-1/ 1: Can you believe John Kerry said he didn't expect Bush to "f--- it up as badly as he did?" Holy f---! 2: Hey! Watch the language! 3: And now the f---in' White House is criticizing Kerry's language? What, the motherf---ers aren't busy enough f---ing with the environment? What the f--- happened to priorities? 4: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO USE CURSE WORDS HAVE LIMITED VOCABULARIES??

get your war on 28 - #1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/12/09/war28-1/ 1: Can you believe John Kerry said he didn't expect Bush to "f--- it up as badly as he did?" Holy f---! 2: Hey! Watch the language! 3: And now the f---in' White House is criticizing Kerry's language? What, the motherf---ers aren't busy enough f---ing with the environment? What the f--- happened to priorities? 4: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO USE CURSE WORDS HAVE LIMITED VOCABULARIES??

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get your war on 27 - #5 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/21/war27-5/ 1: Have you seen my smoking gun? It is in the form of a mushroom cloud. 2: No, I haven't seen your smoking gun. Could it be in any form other than the form of a mushroom cloud? Could it be in the form of the lack of a mushroom cloud? 3: Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody gets their country poked out by my smoking gun!

get your war on 27 - #5 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/21/war27-5/ 1: Have you seen my smoking gun? It is in the form of a mushroom cloud. 2: No, I haven't seen your smoking gun. Could it be in any form other than the form of a mushroom cloud? Could it be in the form of the lack of a mushroom cloud? 3: Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody gets their country poked out by my smoking gun!

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get your war on 27 - #4 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/21/war27-4/ 1: Since the smoking gun didn't come in the form of a mushroom cloud, what form will the smoking gun come in? 2: The smoking gun will come in the form of a completely disassembled gun that is not smoking because it exists only in the form of a future potential possibility of creating the conditions that may eventually lead to the assembly of the gun which may one day smoke. At which point you may die. 3: You mean die of boredom, waiting for a goddam real smoking gun?

get your war on 27 - #4 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/21/war27-4/ 1: Since the smoking gun didn't come in the form of a mushroom cloud, what form will the smoking gun come in? 2: The smoking gun will come in the form of a completely disassembled gun that is not smoking because it exists only in the form of a future potential possibility of creating the conditions that may eventually lead to the assembly of the gun which may one day smoke. At which point you may die. 3: You mean die of boredom, waiting for a goddam real smoking gun?

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get your war on 27 - #6 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/20/war27-6/ 1: Aren't you glad the smoking gun never came in the form of a mushroom cloud? 2: I never understood that line-was Condoleezza Rice talking about a smoking gun in the form of a mushroom cloud over Iraq, or over us? The idea of Saddam Hussein flying over here and dropping a nuclear bomb on us seems fuckin' retarded. 3: My friend in the State Department told me, "If you see what looks like a mushroom cloud over Iraq, don't worry-it's not the smoking gun. It's just Ahmed Chalabi blowing more smoke out of his ass."

get your war on 27 - #6 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/20/war27-6/ 1: Aren't you glad the smoking gun never came in the form of a mushroom cloud? 2: I never understood that line-was Condoleezza Rice talking about a smoking gun in the form of a mushroom cloud over Iraq, or over us? The idea of Saddam Hussein flying over here and dropping a nuclear bomb on us seems fuckin' retarded. 3: My friend in the State Department told me, "If you see what looks like a mushroom cloud over Iraq, don't worry-it's not the smoking gun. It's just Ahmed Chalabi blowing more smoke out of his ass."

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get your war on 27 - #7 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/16/war27-7/ 1: Oh great! We all show up for work, and nobody remembers to bring a Road Map to Peace! Now what? 2: Uhh. . . I thikn I try to destroy your society with explosions and you try to destroy my society with settlements and walls. (It'll probably continue through lunch.) 3: You know, when you put it like that, I start to think my society is evil to not do more to help. So could you please not put it like that?

get your war on 27 - #7 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/16/war27-7/ 1: Oh great! We all show up for work, and nobody remembers to bring a Road Map to Peace! Now what? 2: Uhh. . . I thikn I try to destroy your society with explosions and you try to destroy my society with settlements and walls. (It'll probably continue through lunch.) 3: You know, when you put it like that, I start to think my society is evil to not do more to help. So could you please not put it like that?

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get your war on 27 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/14/war27-2/ 1: I don't care what you say-nobody's classier than Boeing! 2: And I don't care what you say-nobody's wiser than Tom DeLay 3: Yeah, just imagine: A big yacht filled with REpublicans and their lobbyists, anchored in the Hudson River. It would've been perfect. 4: What a great way to show their support for New York City and love of TOTAL BULLSHIT.

get your war on 27 - #2 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/14/war27-2/ 1: I don't care what you say-nobody's classier than Boeing! 2: And I don't care what you say-nobody's wiser than Tom DeLay 3: Yeah, just imagine: A big yacht filled with REpublicans and their lobbyists, anchored in the Hudson River. It would've been perfect. 4: What a great way to show their support for New York City and love of TOTAL BULLSHIT.

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get your war on 26 - #10 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/14/war26-10/ 1: I must've missed the referendum-When did Iraqis agree that all their key economic sectors* would be privatized and owned by foreigners? Because that's when they agreed to be dumb. *Except oil! Nobody will get rich off the oil, I swear. 2: Well, the good news is that they never agreedto be dumb. The bad news is that they never agreed to anything. Paul Bremer's job is to agree on behalf of Iraqis on behalf of the Bush administration. 3: So is Paul Bremer, like, the conscience of Iraq or something? Is he Iraq's Jiminy Cricket? Wait-is he forcing Iraqis to wish upon a star?

get your war on 26 - #10 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/10/14/war26-10/ 1: I must've missed the referendum-When did Iraqis agree that all their key economic sectors* would be privatized and owned by foreigners? Because that's when they agreed to be dumb. *Except oil! Nobody will get rich off the oil, I swear. 2: Well, the good news is that they never agreedto be dumb. The bad news is that they never agreed to anything. Paul Bremer's job is to agree on behalf of Iraqis on behalf of the Bush administration. 3: So is Paul Bremer, like, the conscience of Iraq or something? Is he Iraq's Jiminy Cricket? Wait-is he forcing Iraqis to wish upon a star?

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get your war on 26 - #9 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/29/war26-9/ 1: You're an undercover agent, right? Do you mind if I leak your name to the press? OK-but only if it'll teach my husband a lesson! 2: OK, really-what does it take to get fired in the Bush Administration? Is there no limit to how bad you can fuck up? I can't believe they don't all just run around robbing liquor stores for the hell of it. 3: Job security is a beautiful thing. You want job security? Join the military.

get your war on 26 - #9 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/29/war26-9/ 1: You're an undercover agent, right? Do you mind if I leak your name to the press? OK-but only if it'll teach my husband a lesson! 2: OK, really-what does it take to get fired in the Bush Administration? Is there no limit to how bad you can fuck up? I can't believe they don't all just run around robbing liquor stores for the hell of it. 3: Job security is a beautiful thing. You want job security? Join the military.

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get your war on 26 - #8 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/24/war26-8/ 1: For a few weeks, I was actually trying to keep up with who said what when about the Iraq war. I thought it would be interesting to rank everyone using my Mendacity Index. 2: But then I said, You know what? I don't care if people are being less than 500% truthful with me. Fuck it-I LIKE BEING LED. And sometimes, being led is worth being lied to. 3: Uh-oh! Something tells me you're not gonna like the birthday present I ordered for you... 4: OK, who's gonna sign for this Z-90 Bullshit Detector? Aren't you afraid it'll overheat?

get your war on 26 - #8 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/24/war26-8/ 1: For a few weeks, I was actually trying to keep up with who said what when about the Iraq war. I thought it would be interesting to rank everyone using my Mendacity Index. 2: But then I said, You know what? I don't care if people are being less than 500% truthful with me. Fuck it-I LIKE BEING LED. And sometimes, being led is worth being lied to. 3: Uh-oh! Something tells me you're not gonna like the birthday present I ordered for you... 4: OK, who's gonna sign for this Z-90 Bullshit Detector? Aren't you afraid it'll overheat?

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An error was made, and GYWO 26-9 was posted yesterday as GYWO 26-8. Both strips will be posted today, in proper order. Have a good one.

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get your war on 26 - #8 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/24/war26-8/ 1: You're an undercover agent, right? Do you mind if I leak your name to the press? OK-but only if it'll teach my husband a lesson! 2: OK, really-what does it take to get fired in the Bush Administration? Is there no limit to how bad you can fuck up? I can't believe they don't all just run around robbing liquor stores for the hell of it. 3: Job security is a beautiful thing. You want job security? Join the military.

get your war on 26 - #8 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/24/war26-8/ 1: You're an undercover agent, right? Do you mind if I leak your name to the press? OK-but only if it'll teach my husband a lesson! 2: OK, really-what does it take to get fired in the Bush Administration? Is there no limit to how bad you can fuck up? I can't believe they don't all just run around robbing liquor stores for the hell of it. 3: Job security is a beautiful thing. You want job security? Join the military.

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get your war on 26 - #7 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/24/war26-7/ 1: Wouldn't it be weird if in twenty years Iraq had a functioning Social Security system, but America didn't? 2: Wouldn't it be awesome if in twenty years America's deficit actually became self-aware and started crushing every nation in its path? 3: Our only hope is that in twenty years America's deficit will have grown so fuckin' big it literally develops life-giving teats from which our senior citizens can suckle, instead of receiving Medicare.

get your war on 26 - #7 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/09/24/war26-7/ 1: Wouldn't it be weird if in twenty years Iraq had a functioning Social Security system, but America didn't? 2: Wouldn't it be awesome if in twenty years America's deficit actually became self-aware and started crushing every nation in its path? 3: Our only hope is that in twenty years America's deficit will have grown so fuckin' big it literally develops life-giving teats from which our senior citizens can suckle, instead of receiving Medicare.

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get your war on 26 - #6 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/08/19/war26-6/ 1: And lemme say something to whoever blew up the UN building in Iraq: What the fuck are you doing? We're trying to fucking feed you, you fucking freaks! 2: You motherfuckers really want to live in a country with no electricity and no food? THEN MOVE TO NORTH KOREA! Hell, we could probably pay you to invade. Would you like that, you stupid ideological maniac fucks? 3: Wouldn't it be awesome if this bombing made the UN totally flip out? What if the UN sent 500,000 soldiers with blue helmets into Iraq and they went on a total killing rampage? Then would Donald Rumsfeld respect 'em?

get your war on 26 - #6 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2003/08/19/war26-6/ 1: And lemme say something to whoever blew up the UN building in Iraq: What the fuck are you doing? We're trying to fucking feed you, you fucking freaks! 2: You motherfuckers really want to live in a country with no electricity and no food? THEN MOVE TO NORTH KOREA! Hell, we could probably pay you to invade. Would you like that, you stupid ideological maniac fucks? 3: Wouldn't it be awesome if this bombing made the UN totally flip out? What if the UN sent 500,000 soldiers with blue helmets into Iraq and they went on a total killing rampage? Then would Donald Rumsfeld respect 'em?

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